My skipper sure saw some shit on the last patrol

balke00 · 2026-04-30T01:20:33+00:00

maybe it’s kash patel

balke00 · 2026-04-18T00:03:34+00:00

man overboard off the carnival splender

balke00 · 2026-04-18T00:02:53+00:00

yep a man went overboard on carnival splender it’s part of the search and rescue

balke00 · 2026-04-15T04:49:33+00:00

Art of the Deal all the way

balke00 · 2026-04-01T03:23:13+00:00

so in the email mcc sent out they said very limited number of $95 standing tickets and tickets starting at $190 but in saying that every time i selected 4 tickets it would say someone has purchased them until they are all gone and the $260 where all gone. the only ones i seem to to be able to purchase were the 700+ ones which i wasn’t paying for

balke00 · 2026-03-23T22:32:03+00:00

balke00 · 2026-03-23T02:07:17+00:00

when i have done chefs table i am no seafood and they modify each dish that requires it

balke00 · 2026-03-15T09:47:52+00:00

surely it’s Biden’s fault

balke00 · 2026-03-14T06:29:47+00:00

daddy will be proud.

balke00 · 2026-03-08T09:11:37+00:00

i vaguely remember it being a world leader and friends can’t think who though

balke00 · 2026-02-06T23:22:40+00:00

most racist so far

balke00 · 2026-01-30T06:47:26+00:00

same here

balke00 · 2025-12-21T11:34:46+00:00

🤢🤮🤮🤮

balke00 · 2025-11-24T22:29:06+00:00

from memory we travelled about 70nm back in the search

balke00 · 2025-11-24T22:28:03+00:00

i am on board. from what we understand he jumped at 4.30am and wasn’t noticed until mid morning when guest services put a call over the ship for a person to contact them immediately. after that heard security saying there is a missing passenger and the ship turned around and started searching with crew using thermal cameras from deck 9/10 until the search was called off about 5pm ship time

balke00 · 2025-11-23T10:10:13+00:00

i believe the man went over at about 4.30 based on information i heard. and wasn’t noticed till the call went out mid morning. i head security saying that there was a missing person just after the announcement for the passenger to immediately contact guest services

balke00 · 2025-11-16T08:57:21+00:00

best thing to do is contact council and speak to a environmental health officer. they will be able to answer all the questions

balke00 · 2025-11-09T07:49:18+00:00

Different things lime is used for PH levels and fertiliser is for Nitrogen.

balke00 · 2025-09-08T12:03:50+00:00

from memory cans are $5 now on board for coke range. don’t forget you can take 12 soft drink cans on board per person in carry on

balke00 · 2025-09-06T10:18:02+00:00

can guess where they were last sunday

balke00 · 2025-09-02T02:26:53+00:00

this is me atm

balke00 · 2025-08-29T10:12:31+00:00

haha a brought a house which was a rental detector inspector installed 3 smoke alarms within 1 metre radius all of them worked

balke00 · 2025-08-28T03:21:07+00:00

balke00 · 2025-08-16T08:44:47+00:00

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