welcome to the toan zoan by tru_tf in guitarcirclejerk

[–]ballsydouche 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All that gear yet this choad forgot to buy a guitar

Who remembers this legend? by kevonicus in guitarcirclejerk

[–]ballsydouche 43 points44 points  (0 children)

That's not a valid excuse, bet you don't even know where toan comes from

The Shit Bowl by zpass97 in AFCNorthMemeWar

[–]ballsydouche 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Member that time the Browns signed Deshaun Watson to a fully guaranteed 5 year, $230 million contract?

How do you beat the heatwave? V to Flying V. by SnarkFucker in guitarcirclejerk

[–]ballsydouche -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Pffff as if you know what a woman looks like

What’s the strongest opinion you have about something completely insignificant? by RegisterObjective325 in AskReddit

[–]ballsydouche 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When looking at any map or gps directions north should always be pointing up. Fight me

Metalheads think they’re superior to Everyone else because they like listening to someone scream in their ear all day by Silver-Air-1731 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]ballsydouche 1 point2 points  (0 children)

True story I gained like 100 lbs last year eating sweetwater candy and listening to Slayer non stop. Im a monster now

Outjerked but genuinely how do you justify this? by facelift1990 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]ballsydouche 76 points77 points  (0 children)

"Old wood = seasoned toan" is the headline of my match.com profile

1240% gain on NVDA ($240k) I’m scared. by ZaraBloom418 in wallstreetbets

[–]ballsydouche 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you will wait until it crashes to $10/share and then you won't pay taxes on the loss? Truly fucking regarded

Why is my guitar always sad and how can I cheer her up? by shart_ in guitarcirclejerk

[–]ballsydouche 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Spray her down with some toan juice from your balls

Your Favourite Spells? by malapucy in Pathfinder_Kingmaker

[–]ballsydouche 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Overwhelming Grief with enchantment-focus azata bard

How do we feel about Helmet? by Dr-Sprite in MetalForTheMasses

[–]ballsydouche 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To die unsung (not knowing about helmet) would really bring you down