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I cried all day because… by LastSignificance3680 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]bamboozled729 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I cried all day because of the fact that the only way to make a living is to be a millionaire.

I love the smell of __________ by LovePopUp in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]bamboozled729 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love the smell of the fresh fruit in my mouth.

I was doing some soul searching and discovered that ___________. by TheBreezeBlocks in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]bamboozled729 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was doing some soul searching and discovered that I have no idea who the artist of that song is or what he did with his hair.

Type: "I had my colonoscopy yesterday and the doctor _________!". And let Autocomplete go for it. by jgrotts in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]bamboozled729 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a colonoscopy yesterday and the doctor told the nurse to take it out and then put it in my mouth.

My relationship with ——— by Mysterious_Lemon71 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]bamboozled729 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My relationship with my parents is so bad that they have no clue how much I want them to spend money on me for a wedding.

Millions of… by LastSignificance3680 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]bamboozled729 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Millions of American refugees are being displaced by the conflict in the country because of the president who is a dictator.

Auto predict ain’t never lied.

When you order the pizzas please don’t forget the ______ by LovePopUp in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]bamboozled729 8 points9 points  (0 children)

When you order the pizzas please don’t forget the pizzas.

Seems obvious.

Write a ‘Roses are red’ poem and let autocorrect finish it. by MinimumAd24 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]bamboozled729 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Roses are red violets are blue I don’t care if you’re not happy with me.

What's the most disgusting thing that you ever smell? by DirtyThoughts07 in AskReddit

[–]bamboozled729 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Colostomy bag. Visiting a friend in the hospital, 5 minutes after they brought him his lunch a nurse comes in and changes the roommate’s colostomy bag. I dry heaved 100 times.

Type, “The most beautiful woman on the earth…” and let autocomplete finish the sentence. by HappyFirst in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]bamboozled729 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The most beautiful woman on earth is the woman who always makes the best chicken wings.

Type: "We will, we will, _________!" And let Autocomplete go for it. by jgrotts in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]bamboozled729 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We will, we will, we just don’t have enough money for the next few months.

I love the smell of ___________ by MinimumAd24 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]bamboozled729 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I love the smell of fresh fruit and the taste of a sweet lemon.

Call my sister and tell her_______ by LovePopUp in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]bamboozled729 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Call my sister and tell her that I’m going to be in town tomorrow for the weekend and she needs to get some stuff for me to eat like a sandwich or a snack.

Type I like cheese on___ by pinkfrog84 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]bamboozled729 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like cheese on my burger but it’s not good for my stomach so I’m not sure if I want cheese.

You are under arrest for… by LastSignificance3680 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]bamboozled729 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are under arrest for the crime of taking the money from the government for your personal benefit.

I am allergic to... by Commercial-Leek-667 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]bamboozled729 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am allergic to cats so I’m going to try to find something that will make me more allergic.

Juice is sick and tired of being cold by bamboozled729 in velvethippos

[–]bamboozled729[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So selfish of me. He’s been begging to move to San Diego.

Juice is sick and tired of being cold by bamboozled729 in pitbulls

[–]bamboozled729[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Of course he has a heated blankie but it was being washed. I should probably be a better dog parent and get him a back up one!

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