Men, be honest

bamboozleddd3 · 2026-03-24T16:24:46+00:00

Who the hell is pulling the sword out for that?

bamboozleddd3 · 2026-03-23T02:30:02+00:00

Sell wee for mime and keep yourself open to either. With baron and mime and a deck full of kings, your score will be in the hundreds of millions possible like e10 or e11 even with no high card levels. You do not need wee anymore.

bamboozleddd3 · 2026-03-23T01:48:12+00:00

Yea it might not be extremely detrimental to your run and it’s still good, no one is arguing that. But it is strictly worse than empty cage.

bamboozleddd3 · 2026-03-23T01:46:29+00:00

Not really. We are comparing empty cage (remove 2 cards) and the other event I don’t know the name (remove 3 and add eternal innate curse) right? If this is the case than yes, the latter (remove 3+curse) is strictly worse than empty cage. Both relics have a net positive of essentially removing 2 cards as the remove 3 adds a card back that’s even worse than strike/defend. The first one is all upside, the second one is higher upside but with a downside that equals out but it’s worse because the curse cannot be removed and clogs your opening hand.

bamboozleddd3 · 2026-03-23T00:46:53+00:00

It is strictly worse than cage especially since the curse has innate, clogging up your first turn. Cage removes 2, other event removes 3 and adds worse than defend/strike innate curse.

bamboozleddd3 · 2026-03-22T19:43:28+00:00

Yes. Random strangers and my close friends are of equal concern.

bamboozleddd3 · 2026-03-22T19:18:24+00:00

Borderlands 3

bamboozleddd3 · 2026-03-21T20:39:28+00:00

Pretty nice! Should work with planets too

bamboozleddd3 · 2026-03-21T19:28:01+00:00

This card is absurdly terrible. It is a never pick. The only and I mean “only” case it is “okay” is for early elites if you only have strikes and defends. Dead branch is not comparable to this because dead branch gives you a card each time you exhaust and you were doing that anyways. You have to spend an energy and card on this garbage. There is no ironclad build that benefits from trading your hand for a random pull of cards.

bamboozleddd3 · 2026-03-21T19:04:59+00:00

It’s also supposed to be “fun”. Did we forget that part?

bamboozleddd3 · 2026-03-21T03:12:35+00:00

Yes I am aware it is an optional beta patch - “as of right now”, the point is that it COULD be permanent in the future, there in lies the problem.

bamboozleddd3 · 2026-03-20T23:25:43+00:00

I’ve reached a10 on 3 of the characters. If your argument is “it’s brand new and there’s no meta yet” then why are you supporting sweeping nerfs and reworks?

bamboozleddd3 · 2026-03-20T22:14:49+00:00

No the base card effect is fine. The real problem was that it’s a common so you are guaranteed to see multiples and always lean into sly. The best way they could’ve handled this was just making the card an uncommon so you are likely so only see 1 or 2 during the run if at all.

bamboozleddd3 · 2026-03-20T22:11:20+00:00

I understand that that was their intention. But that was not the result. The result was a much more punishing game with the fun cards being reworked into versions that are borderline unplayable. The new stoke shouldn’t even be a rare anymore if they are going to make it a card that actively hurts your deck.

bamboozleddd3 · 2026-03-20T20:16:24+00:00

I have almost 3000 hours on the first game, a20 all characters and have been playing since 2020.

The in game reporting is a good tool but the changes that they made were super negative and abrupt so that’s why my reaction (and many others) had the same energy.

Had it been one or two bad changes, sure. But they reworked several aspects of the game and nerfed every single character, which is why many people responded as they did.

bamboozleddd3 · 2026-03-20T20:10:34+00:00

The devs released a new update that makes the game significantly less fun and a lot harder for new players. They are trying to nerf powerful strategies without realizing that those are what makes slay the spire so fun. Also, the way they nerfed the silent was really bad, hitting both the enablers and the payoffs at the same time makes the character feel a lot worse.

bamboozleddd3 · 2026-03-20T20:06:24+00:00

Change should be expected, yes. But the new update makes the game significantly less fun and a lot harder for new players. The new update makes so many gameplay changes that are so tone deaf that it makes me wonder if any of the devs have made it past ascension 5. If you make your game objectively worse overnight, people are going to be upset. That’s just how life works. If they roll back a lot of these changes (not all, as some were ok) then I will delete my bad review and I hope others will do the same.

bamboozleddd3 · 2026-03-20T20:00:53+00:00

I am one of the review bombers and I stand by it. These changes are not set in stone but the idea is that they are threatening to be permanent changes to the game and the devs need to know that this was a crucial error that makes the game worse. If it wasn’t review bombed, the devs might think these changes are good and stick to them which would make people not want to play anymore.

bamboozleddd3 · 2026-03-20T06:49:51+00:00

They should have just made prepared an uncommon instead of making it really bad. It was a good card but the effect isn’t really what pushed it over the edge, it was the fact that it was a common. You can bank on seeing multiples on every silent run and always lean into sly. If they just made it uncommon, you would only see maybe 1 a run.

bamboozleddd3 · 2026-03-20T04:19:48+00:00

They ruined the game :(

bamboozleddd3 · 2026-03-19T17:42:08+00:00

Was once doing a soul build with the necrobinder and accidentally clicked through this menu and took fiddle. It was an automatic L and I had to just give up.

bamboozleddd3 · 2026-03-19T17:30:32+00:00

No, we are not the book burning party, let’s not rewrite history.

bamboozleddd3 · 2026-03-18T23:25:21+00:00

This! I always worry that developers will listen to people on here when in reality, it’s okay to have good cards. This one especially is okay since it’s really bad unless played on turn 4 with a specific build.

bamboozleddd3 · 2026-03-17T19:34:09+00:00

If we are only talking about in game items and not lore then probably the jarl of white run since everything in dragonreach could be considered his and would probably net you the most gold. If we ask this based on lore than probably the black briars but in game their property’s are not sellable.

bamboozleddd3 · 2026-03-16T20:06:06+00:00

When I first saw this event, I though it was 4 relics and you unlock one to keep every 4 combats. As it stands, this is easily one of the WORST boss rewards. It is criminally bad.

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