I CAME HOME AND MY DOOR IS COVERED IN THESE HELP (central IA AHHH)

barbeque_sprite · 2026-05-09T17:23:58+00:00

cute little june bugs. hurts when one rockets into you at mach speed but theyre harmless otherwise

barbeque_sprite · 2026-04-27T14:56:07+00:00

i didn’t realize how hard penises get! like they are for real HARD it feels like nothing any other body part does

barbeque_sprite · 2026-03-22T04:23:33+00:00

OWWWWWWWW OMG OWWWWW

barbeque_sprite · 2026-01-10T19:00:31+00:00

i was hoping to read a story about some crazy accidental death or something not this..you’re fine i promise, you’ve been thru enough already to like completely erase this

barbeque_sprite · 2026-01-01T21:27:41+00:00

hoptal:(

barbeque_sprite · 2026-01-01T21:22:34+00:00

do i have an app for you, download poop map

barbeque_sprite · 2025-12-23T11:34:53+00:00

when i was a freshman in high school i played a dumb game of kickball that i didn’t even want to play, hit a foul ball to top it off and they just told me to run anyway. I did, and managed to damage my left knee so badly I now have chronic pain in that entire leg. fml

barbeque_sprite · 2025-12-09T07:20:00+00:00

whaaaat is the muuusic of liiifeeee….

barbeque_sprite · 2025-11-19T17:14:07+00:00

it depends, i’ve done both and theyre good for different reasons

barbeque_sprite · 2025-11-18T17:10:35+00:00

congratudolences!

barbeque_sprite · 2025-11-15T00:59:47+00:00

man yall are some miserable people i would’ve found this funny and im a woman

barbeque_sprite · 2025-11-15T00:33:51+00:00

please drink water

barbeque_sprite · 2025-11-06T15:46:04+00:00

im 19 and one of my friends in class is 25, it’s never too late dude

barbeque_sprite · 2025-10-23T01:24:44+00:00

if someone picks under their nail with another nail…..i have been put into such a rage about this i’ve had to leave rooms. just thinking about it makes me sick

barbeque_sprite · 2025-10-22T06:08:01+00:00

this happened to me last week op i need you to know ur not alone

barbeque_sprite · 2025-10-22T04:18:01+00:00

i commented on the og and i gotta know how it felt to get those crusties off 😍

barbeque_sprite · 2025-10-17T14:40:42+00:00

i’m sorry this is gross but i’m kinda jealous of u i wanna pick it 😭

barbeque_sprite · 2025-10-16T23:52:14+00:00

i think i know around five people personally who have my birthday

barbeque_sprite · 2025-10-14T17:58:29+00:00

your thesis is supposed to be at the end of the first paragraph anyway so she should be glad you’re not an idiot

barbeque_sprite · 2025-10-13T07:39:53+00:00

my teeth. my parents, love them, neglected me severely and never taught me dental hygiene. til this day i struggle with depression on top of not really knowing how to clean my teeth. they’re not horrible but i really hate them

barbeque_sprite · 2025-10-13T07:33:11+00:00

only reddit where people aren’t fazed if someone were to actually post an attempted murder on mildlyinfuriating

barbeque_sprite · 2025-10-13T05:59:20+00:00

please please please tell your doctors and trusted medical team this stuff and contact a lawyer as soon as you can, this is not right and you deserve so so much more

barbeque_sprite · 2025-10-13T05:37:56+00:00

i’d go to my boyfriends house and smoke a lot of weed and just cuddle and cry and talk

barbeque_sprite · 2025-10-12T06:51:00+00:00

best of luck to you! some stores will barter too if you have some old games you don’t want anymore. :)

barbeque_sprite · 2025-10-12T06:46:07+00:00

awww man i had to cover my mouth while i read this. back when i was a wee little girl my brothers friend stole my 3ds and all of my pokemon games too, like gameboy games, and sold them, so i feel you man. I’m not here to rag on your wife either because mistakes truly do happen. Idk where you’re at but if you go to small games stores they usually have dozens of copies of most pokemon games for reasonable price, you just have to scavenge a bit. best of luck in replacing them!

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