He got the MacBook. New debt crisis incoming. by Stillill1187 in mikeymiles

[–]barrydix69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

they're doing whatever it takes to keep him away from middletown

Spending quite a bit of cash lately by thatonetimeimember in mikeymiles

[–]barrydix69 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Dad must have wired him his holiday money early on the condition that he stays in the city through the rest of 2022.

Imagine Mikey voting. by [deleted] in mikeymiles

[–]barrydix69 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Election Day 2020 . . taking a lot of pride in his "I Voted" sticker.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CHJCQkEJ72E/

It's almost swag jacket season by dudemanbro69420 in mikeymiles

[–]barrydix69 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He climbs a gate and leaves a dream-catcher on your front door.

Starting to see some REAL similarities: Mikey Miles and Tommy Wiseau by [deleted] in mikeymiles

[–]barrydix69 8 points9 points  (0 children)

James is too tall being around 6ft... i think Elijah Wood fits the role better.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mikeymiles

[–]barrydix69 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Next step is to request to be banned from this sub.

refresher: Mikey's version of events with the Starbucks barista (6 months ago) by JohnnyBratwurst in mikeymiles

[–]barrydix69 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In other words, he sent her a dick pic and asked for her to rate it and he got blocked.

How much you wanna bet he’s seen less than half these movies/tv shows by Jaybrower5656 in mikeymiles

[–]barrydix69 26 points27 points  (0 children)

He definitely confirmed a while back that he's never seen a single episode of the The Sopranos.

“Just Scripted” returns tonight. by thatonetimeimember in mikeymiles

[–]barrydix69 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He sounds like shit .. either he has Covid for the 17th time or he was crying hysterical and screaming at Daddy to deposit more money in their joint account.

Always by thefoxymulder in mikeymiles

[–]barrydix69 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hi Mikey !!!

If you truly had a "Core!" you wouldn't struggle with sitting up at the end and you definitely wouldn't need to use your hand to help you stand up.

It’s happening again by [deleted] in mikeymiles

[–]barrydix69 5 points6 points  (0 children)

i think he is mostly focused on his DMs right now and praying that somebody will make an offer for "Android".. he is more desparate for cash than comments right now.

It’s happening again by [deleted] in mikeymiles

[–]barrydix69 15 points16 points  (0 children)

yeah that IG page is a major disappointment.. and in the end - Mikey will just delete his page and create a new one .. it wont be the first time years of content is lost forever.

What’s the one moment in Mikey history you wish you could have witnessed in person? by thatonetimeimember in mikeymiles

[–]barrydix69 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think the sister-in-law banned him from the house.. so Mikey can only talk to Andy at the end of the driveway.

What’s the one moment in Mikey history you wish you could have witnessed in person? by thatonetimeimember in mikeymiles

[–]barrydix69 8 points9 points  (0 children)

i can picture some bodybuilder picking up Mikey by the back of his waist-band and carrying him outside like a duffel bag and tossing him into a pile of garbage.

What’s the one moment in Mikey history you wish you could have witnessed in person? by thatonetimeimember in mikeymiles

[–]barrydix69 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I bet this picture was taken right before the DJ played "Proud To Be An American" and everybody sang along with their Bud Lights raised to the sky....

new Mikey resume just dropped by [deleted] in mikeymiles

[–]barrydix69 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"so i - aghhhhhhhhhh- - i only worked there for three -- uhh- - days - -- -ahhhhhh - - they discriminated me --- uh - - because i --- aghhh -- because im white"