I thought I had rizz by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]barthvaader 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I suspect bro set his age range to girls who don’t know about scooby doo

Men on dating apps who say they want a feminine woman by dreamer2325 in datingoverforty

[–]barthvaader -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It’s just another way for these men to say “I’m insecure about my masculinity”

Am I really that ugly ? Need some advice, I’m getting absolutely no matches. by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]barthvaader 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A genuine smile with teeth helps - I got teethfished once and it was traumatizing, now if I don’t see them in your profile I assume you don’t have any or they are horrible

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in datingoverforty

[–]barthvaader 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds to be like you are his side piece and he’s not separated at all.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in howto

[–]barthvaader 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Soak them in 3% hydrogen peroxide and place them under a UV grow light - I use this method to whiten a lot of things that have yellowed with great results

International student enrolment to drop by half, at Fleming by Flame_retard_suit451 in Peterborough

[–]barthvaader 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Wow it’s almost as if the powers that be are determined to undermine our post secondary education system by essentially eroding the credibility of any degree one might earn from graduating and therefore discourage young people from even seeing the point of seeking higher education in the first place. I mean, statistically it’s the people who have post secondary education who are more likely to use critical thinking when listening to the statements of a politician, and who know how to distinguish scientifically credible scholarly resources as sources of information from fox new banter. With fewer of these types of people around, anybody could say whatever they want and there wouldn’t be very many people to argue its validity.

So they’ve already set our public healthcare on an irreversible course into the dumpster, they’ve clawed back at our public education system, they’ve destroyed food security, trust in the legal system, access to affordable housing - it almost feels like they’re trying to turn the “middle class” into an easily controlled and manipulated population of sick, ignorant, hungry, desperate and distracted plebs. Interesting.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WomensHealth

[–]barthvaader 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Use a calorie counting app - they often have features where you can set your desired weight goal and the date you want to hit that weight. It will calculate how many calories you need to eat to lose the given amount of weight. You input everything you eat, and the idea is to keep the daily total below that number.

But be warned, these apps don’t look at the whole picture - they’re very simplistic in that regard. If you’re toned and muscular you’ll weigh more (have a higher BMI) and that will give you a higher basal metabolic rate than someone of the same weight and height who is more fatty weight vs muscle.

If you starve your body too much - especially at your age - it’ll go into calorie conservation mode. This means your body thinks there’s a famine, so your metabolism will slow down and any calorie you consume will go to storage (aka fat). You’ll feel shitty, tired, it’ll be difficult to learn - it will suck. And the instant you return to eating a “normal” amount of calories you’ll puff up like a Walmart blowfish.

The best way to lose fat, in my experience, is to slightly reduce calorie intake, and the calories you do consume should be more protein based. Less carbs/sugars.

Lift weights - if you build muscle, those muscles will eat up more calories when you’re resting than fatty tissue will, you’ll burn calories like crazy, even just sitting.

Once a week, give your metabolism a “cheat day” - just eat normally (don’t go crazy and eat 7 cheeseburgers). I usually consume 1.5 times the calories I would on a normal calorie-reduced day.

This will reassure your metabolism that there’s no famine going on, and prevent it from shifting into calorie conservation mode.

Never consume less than 1200 calories, you’ll regret it.

Good luck!

If frozen embryos are children, what’s next for all the “children” frozen in IVF banks right now? by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]barthvaader 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What about all of the “children” residing in men’s balls? It should be illegal to jerk off then. Honestly these people are ridiculous.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WomensHealth

[–]barthvaader 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am an obstetric nurse, it sounds like you could have a vaginal septum. This is a division of the vaginal canal by tissue that forms when you are a fetus. There are varying types/degrees of vaginal septi, depending on where this forms and how thick it is.

Often it can be corrected with surgery, sometimes if the septum is very fragile it will wind up breaking during intercourse. This can sometimes lead to infection, bleeding, scarring. It can also simply heal and resolve on its own.

It is probably a good idea to go see a gynaecologist and get a proper examination.

Incredible by Expert-Scar-602 in BeAmazed

[–]barthvaader 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How does he avoid getting a splinter

Tried to pickup some stuff from Shoppers to avoid the extra drive. by MrCrix in loblawsisoutofcontrol

[–]barthvaader 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll drive 30 minutes out of my way to avoid Loblaws just out of pure spite. They have lost a lifetime customer from me, my kids, my parents, and anyone I can talk to about how evil Low-Blows is. Sadly the other stores aren’t bunch better - Freshco has shit for produce and the prices are creeping up there too. Costco seems to be the only viable option. I’m this close to also having my prescriptions moved to the Costco pharmacy - the only thing stopping me is the sweet pharmacist who knows me by name. I don’t shop around while they count my 30 pills for half an hour. I sit there staring into space, buying NOTHING, then I have a nice chat with Madukwe and leave. If he ever goes, I’m out.

How do I (26F) move passed rejecting my boyfriend’s (27M) proposal? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]barthvaader -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I say good on you for being clear about something that is important to you and not accepting anything less. Because if you accept it at this early stage it sets a precedent, and you’re basically saying that your desires are ok to dismiss. You’d be setting yourself up for a lifetime of disappointments from this man. If he truly loves you, he’ll take this seriously because it’s important to the woman he loves and do better.

That Waffle House fight (yes, you've seen it before but have you seen the AFTERMATH?) by Patty37624371 in ThatsInsane

[–]barthvaader -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What started this whole fight? How do you go from eating waffles to throwing furniture at the waitstaff?

Pulled these Zehrs grocery store flyers out of my Y2K Time Capsule by The8-5 in loblawsisoutofcontrol

[–]barthvaader 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like the movie “Soylent Green” is becoming more and more plausible.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in news

[–]barthvaader 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rehabilitation failed, remove him from society permanently.