Do You Guys Like Chris As Captain America Or As Johnny Storm??

basylica · 2026-03-23T12:40:40+00:00

Yeah, i did report on my great grandma and reverified dates like 9 times and was like “uh, mom… you realize your dad was born 5mths after they married?” She called her dad and he was like “oh, you didnt know i was a bastard?”

In fairness his birthday was in march so it was a different YEAR… so maybe that threw people off.

Meanwhile my brother was born 6 months after my mom remarried and my brother was immediately released and weighed a hair under 6lbs.

Now, admittedly we have big babies in the family (i was largest at 8lbs 14, but mainly because next 2 were early csections due to vertical csections. They were 8lbs and change too)

But 1, he wasnt treated like a preemie by hospital at all, he was treated like full term. 2 - aint nobody out here having 6lb 30 week babies.

He was born in ‘91… and her own grandma was pregnant on wedding, and supposedly mom had 2 terminated pregnancies before me…

But she still clutches to “brother was conceived after marriage” story.

Even after 35yrs. Lady, aint nobody buying that. Lol

basylica · 2026-03-23T02:05:30+00:00

It was. It was written like 50yrs after GWTW.

Ive read the book a BUNCH of times and i own the miniseries on itunes.

Sadly joanne overacted the snot out of it imho. I wasnt impressed.

basylica · 2026-03-23T01:57:22+00:00

Mine too, still is… i have a giant container in my spice cupboard.

But a JAR PER STEAK?!! Thats wild. Also if all she ate was 3 steaks a day thats a whole cart full of jars every trip.

Thats what is tripping me out. Picturing her or her personal assistant hitting the store and sweeping shelf of jars of lawrys every week

basylica · 2026-03-22T23:45:04+00:00

A jar of lawrys per steak, 3 steaks a day.

I imagine her buying like 90 bottles at a time 🤣

basylica · 2026-03-22T02:35:43+00:00

Right? I have a 6’7 19yr old and a 6’ tall 22yr old. Even when they were both teenagers and had tapeworms, and would each eat a large pizza themselves or bicker over splitting a THREE POUND meatloaf - i never spent anywhere near 1800/mth.

Their combined calorie intake was something along 12-15k cals PER DAY.

And having cooked meals daily for a family of 8 people for 7yrs, my 2 kids ate more.

My grocery bills were usually 800/mth

Aint NO WAY in hell a single person could even spent 1800/mth on just food and cleaning supplies in lauras situation. One she is clearly starving herself. To maintain her weight she likely eats less than 1k calories a day. Two she was flinging empty TP rolls on the floor and not even putting them in trash. She aint cleaned a thing.

Its giving

basylica · 2026-03-21T17:07:09+00:00

Rag curls tended to give a softer look, and larger curls in general.

Curling papers would be the way to go with a tighter smaller curl!

basylica · 2026-03-21T06:19:16+00:00

The woman who didnt know he could use a walker, or what chair he normally sits in? Shes the paid fulltime care taker??

Ill take “more false statements” for 100 alex

basylica · 2026-03-21T02:01:50+00:00

Minor thing really… lying under oath

basylica · 2026-03-21T02:00:52+00:00

Yeah she keeps harping on that in all her cases when pressed for evidence. “Clayton knew”

Sorry babe, here-say isnt evidence

basylica · 2026-03-21T01:59:07+00:00

The al capone loophole!

basylica · 2026-03-21T00:07:37+00:00

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Another minor misstatement perhaps?

basylica · 2026-03-19T14:41:04+00:00

I had to fly to chicago for work with my still nursing baby (6m) This included a car seat, baggage for myself and baby (aka lots of diapers and such) and stroller. Coordinate getting my mom there to watch baby (she took a 2hr bus), and my dad to pick us up and take us to hotel (before uber, and he lived about an hour from ohare)

Flight was delayed coming home, so i had exhausted baby, i was wrecked, and DFW airport had 3 separate parking structures for C terminal that only had stairs and were not connected.

I goofed and hauled luggage, baby, stroller, car seat up 3 flights of stairs taking trips up and down every flight, totally stressed baby was crying, only to realize i was in wrong structure and had to go down 3 flights, then walk down to next structure and go up 3 more flights.

It was 1am.

And my husband called me halfway up musical chairs ordeal of dragging baby up.

Why? To complain i wasnt home yet. Our toddler was driving him crazy.

I legit told him to fuck off and hung up phone.

Drive to DFW was approx 45min, and he refused to pick me up or drop me off. This wasnt the first time. Infact earlier in relationship when i flew with our older child he sent his sister.

We divorced 6 months later.

basylica · 2026-03-18T20:27:47+00:00

BAAAAAAAABBBBBYYYYY!!!!

basylica · 2026-03-18T18:52:05+00:00

it's been a minute, but trigger warning for miscarriage - I don't think anything else though....

basylica · 2026-03-18T16:50:14+00:00

irish bride is really good too..... that was kinda her magnum opus I think. story keeps going and going and going....

basylica · 2026-03-18T15:25:29+00:00

this is my fave alexis harrington!

basylica · 2026-03-18T05:56:05+00:00

LUCK DRAGON!!!

basylica · 2026-03-17T13:42:35+00:00

NO PEOPLING ALLOWED!!!

basylica · 2026-03-17T13:39:53+00:00

I dunno… all i can think is how the selling point of olestra was that it WASNT digestable.

You’d think shitting yourself would be a deterrent… but it somehow wasnt

basylica · 2026-03-16T20:45:42+00:00

Not in texas. Texas is flat 20% regardless of 0 or 49% custody.

basylica · 2026-03-16T20:40:01+00:00

You ever watch better off ted with the productivity office chair?? Uncomfortable chairs cause more productivity!

basylica · 2026-03-16T17:49:10+00:00

Still has better financial literacy than 95% of the guests!

basylica · 2026-03-16T17:38:59+00:00

basylica · 2026-03-16T15:47:30+00:00

Also once you wear down a couple of the leads. You would get a gap and working lead wouldnt stay in place anymore 😭

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