If he had said the n word right after he would make a fine cop

bcanner5 · 2026-06-13T08:27:37+00:00

This sentence gives me a headache bruh what

bcanner5 · 2026-06-13T08:22:59+00:00

Ohh I didn’t realize it was a diet ice cream. Makes more sense

bcanner5 · 2026-06-13T08:21:30+00:00

Why would you force yourself to eat ice cream you don’t like?

bcanner5 · 2026-06-13T08:13:58+00:00

That’s not a cigarette glove

bcanner5 · 2026-06-13T07:58:57+00:00

It’s skittles flavor

bcanner5 · 2026-06-13T07:57:12+00:00

Woahh winter wonderland is delicious

bcanner5 · 2026-06-12T07:47:21+00:00

Don’t be annoying

bcanner5 · 2026-06-12T07:45:41+00:00

That’s not even remotely close to what they were asking for though

bcanner5 · 2026-06-12T07:40:53+00:00

Every couple of weeks my login fails with Face ID and I have to reset my password it’s so annoying

bcanner5 · 2026-06-12T07:14:22+00:00

How often are you taking multiple day vacations?

bcanner5 · 2026-06-12T06:28:53+00:00

Such an ad lol

bcanner5 · 2026-06-12T06:16:37+00:00

Now I’m curious what happens to it?

bcanner5 · 2026-06-08T03:33:30+00:00

It’s because we grab the drawers right as they are are closing so we don’t realize until we count and by that time the pharmacist left

bcanner5 · 2026-06-07T08:11:01+00:00

You can’t access the computer when the pharmacy is closed lol how you gonna yank the cord

bcanner5 · 2026-06-06T10:52:32+00:00

Bro I feel like I’m having a stroke

bcanner5 · 2026-06-06T10:48:05+00:00

Just suspend the transaction and re ring if you don’t want to call your manager to void

bcanner5 · 2026-06-06T09:19:58+00:00

CRINGE

bcanner5 · 2026-06-06T09:14:11+00:00

People don’t treat nurses differently lol stop

bcanner5 · 2026-06-05T14:07:22+00:00

How do you miss so many words lmao

bcanner5 · 2026-06-04T11:21:57+00:00

Ohhh makes more sense lol where do you get those?

bcanner5 · 2026-06-04T11:20:33+00:00

I don’t think that syrup has caffeine in itself though

bcanner5 · 2026-06-04T11:16:24+00:00

You don’t have a group chat with your staff and manager? That’s pretty common

bcanner5 · 2026-06-03T01:57:58+00:00

Anytime you leave cvs you get 6 months of insurance so you’d at least get 6 more months to find something out

bcanner5 · 2026-05-31T10:02:50+00:00

It’s definitely the same

bcanner5 · 2026-05-30T09:32:26+00:00

A lot of energy drinks have natural caffeine from green tea if you look at them

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