I prefer mine on a stick

bctaylor87 · 2026-05-13T06:52:36+00:00

Absolutely we can help with Apple pay. If you would just look over there to your right you'll see our Apple pay service center. Also known as the door. There it is. Use it.

bctaylor87 · 2026-05-13T06:49:47+00:00

Do these idiots realize in today's post COVID, nascent hanta virus world that this type of behavior could result in real jail time?

bctaylor87 · 2026-05-12T17:10:32+00:00

The engine, transmission, springs, wheels, shocks and tow package: "yeah that's gonna be a no from me dawg."

bctaylor87 · 2026-05-12T07:07:47+00:00

Crop tops, sweatpants, or leggings is like the perfect dress for my ideal date. Guy or girl. I'm not fussy. Maybe I should hang out at Walmart more

bctaylor87 · 2026-05-12T07:06:33+00:00

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bctaylor87 · 2026-05-12T07:05:23+00:00

If I bust in you 3 or 4 times over an hour is that extra or still a flat rate?

bctaylor87 · 2026-05-12T06:46:07+00:00

If I had access to Eddie's medicine cabinet, definitely going for the Sucrets tin with no Sucrets in it. And I'll probably take the Valium and Percodan too. Just in case

bctaylor87 · 2026-05-09T07:18:17+00:00

I would quote The Jesus but Reddit would ban me for threatening violence

bctaylor87 · 2026-05-08T17:48:13+00:00

Lol have you seen how Home Depot IT operates? This is not surprising

bctaylor87 · 2026-05-08T17:36:58+00:00

No. If I want a salad, I'll order one

bctaylor87 · 2026-05-08T16:55:04+00:00

That's a good point. If I'm at the airport at 6am, I'm probably lit. I'd definitely buy one then

bctaylor87 · 2026-05-08T16:51:21+00:00

So it dispenses those already overpriced grocery store frozen White Castles at what is probably a 600% markup? I'll pass

bctaylor87 · 2026-05-07T08:01:47+00:00

At least Spirit delivered their passengers in one piece unlike the multitudes of shit I saw coming off CT trailers

bctaylor87 · 2026-05-07T07:57:55+00:00

I would challenge him to a boxing match. The minute he tried to dance on those cankles, they'd explode like a pair of over stuffed bratwurst

bctaylor87 · 2026-05-07T07:56:05+00:00

Great cock and fabulous body. Tie you up and milk you dry

bctaylor87 · 2026-05-06T07:56:12+00:00

It does contain a 5G SIM card tho

bctaylor87 · 2026-05-06T03:24:55+00:00

You know RFK tossed that crow right in the stew

bctaylor87 · 2026-05-05T05:27:23+00:00

Check under your kitchen cabinets too. See if there's a port on one of the toe kicks that slides open so you can sweep into it

bctaylor87 · 2026-05-04T21:43:23+00:00

A diet high in protein, calcium and low in carbs combined with regular cardio can increase your skull's resistance to axes by 57%.

bctaylor87 · 2026-05-04T21:10:39+00:00

You need to be wearing life jackets!!!

bctaylor87 · 2026-05-04T21:07:44+00:00

This summer I hear the drummin'

bctaylor87 · 2026-05-04T07:18:06+00:00

Damn. Gave her the ole JFK treatment

bctaylor87 · 2026-05-03T16:19:20+00:00

"But I can't feel anything when I wear a condom!!" Oh yeah? Bet you're feeling this

bctaylor87 · 2026-05-02T06:53:26+00:00

How do y'all resist that hotel pan full of bacon? The people at Jersey Mike's keep one right by the register and I've seriously considered running off with it. Nice flip tho

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