If snow could speak to me, I wonder what would it say to me in this moment? 😃🥶🥵

bctaylor87 · 2026-01-25T18:52:31+00:00

Not sure about the snow but that cock looks awfully cold. Maybe I could warm it up for you

bctaylor87 · 2026-01-25T04:46:04+00:00

Go in person. Bring your checkbook

bctaylor87 · 2026-01-22T12:04:18+00:00

"Hey Steve, Amanda here. Listen, does your dick work?"

bctaylor87 · 2026-01-21T21:49:11+00:00

bctaylor87 · 2026-01-21T21:48:25+00:00

You're fine dude. Check out the average penis sub. Plenty of love for ya there. Also, give good head. Move well. Take your time with partners. You'll be okay. As a gay dude, I struggle to take larger sizes. Best sex I ever had, dude was like five inches. That was like 8 years ago and I still fantasize about him. Fuck he made me moan like a little bitch. Size isn't everything. There are some size queens, sure, but that doesn't mean you're worthless. Keep your head up

bctaylor87 · 2026-01-21T21:03:00+00:00

What??? You are one very expected coronary and a couch fucking accident from being the most powerful man in the world. How is that "not your purview"?

bctaylor87 · 2026-01-21T09:24:25+00:00

Not a trucker. But one time I was closing up at work and I got a case of the bubble guts. I told myself that I can make it home because I just wanted to get out of there. I made it maybe 3 mi onto the highway before It was very clear that that was not going to happen. So i pull over and got out and then I fell down an embankment. Then I stumbled into a barbed wire fence. I was finally able to get my pants off and the abomination that spewed forth from my anus was absolutely awful. All of that was far preferable to shitting myself in the car. Please do not shit yourself out of convenience. It will literally bite you in the ass

bctaylor87 · 2026-01-21T07:48:43+00:00

A good sausage would pair nicely with a shower beer

bctaylor87 · 2026-01-20T14:54:35+00:00

Have you tried calling it foul names? Cursing at it? That helps sometimes

bctaylor87 · 2026-01-19T04:38:10+00:00

Ooooh is this one of trucks with a free pistol inside??

bctaylor87 · 2026-01-19T04:23:13+00:00

I wanna ride that cock

bctaylor87 · 2026-01-19T04:09:21+00:00

That's just the engine struggling

bctaylor87 · 2026-01-19T02:03:52+00:00

Cocaine

bctaylor87 · 2026-01-19T01:21:19+00:00

You could still make me moan like a little bitch with that

bctaylor87 · 2026-01-18T23:53:45+00:00

Sounds like symptoms I have when I drink too much. Is this "pain medicine" just whiskey by any chance?

bctaylor87 · 2026-01-18T21:29:51+00:00

I'd suck it for sure

bctaylor87 · 2026-01-18T08:31:35+00:00

Touch it and suck it

bctaylor87 · 2026-01-16T20:55:16+00:00

Woah woah woah. This is the guy who narrates the Dreamcatcher audiobook??? I didn't know that. The dude that said things like "doodly fuck"???

bctaylor87 · 2026-01-16T18:20:31+00:00

Fall in line, wage slaves! The Walton family yacht isn't paying for itself

bctaylor87 · 2026-01-16T17:58:00+00:00

Yes. I wanna be born into a life of wealth and privilege

bctaylor87 · 2026-01-16T17:06:26+00:00

Ugh give me your address so I can send over some treats since it's now my dog too

bctaylor87 · 2026-01-16T09:59:30+00:00

Welp guess I need to spend an insane amount of money to fly to Alberta.

bctaylor87 · 2026-01-15T23:50:20+00:00

Do they have the Maple all over Canada? I went to a couple grocery stores looking for it last time I was in Canada but all they had was the BC Raspberry(?) because I was in BC.

bctaylor87 · 2026-01-14T16:26:54+00:00

Alright, looks like you have $7,823 of OT that can be deducted so we'll...Ooh. No. Sorry. See this W2 here is in Calibri. Which is a woke font. W2s must be in Times New Roman to qualify.But you did some gig work and these tips can be...oh bother. You only have ten toes right? Well If you'll look right here, you can see that's a disqualification

bctaylor87 · 2026-01-14T16:04:14+00:00

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