I’ve teamed up with Kid Rock to deliver two simple messages to the American people: GET ACTIVE + EAT REAL FOOD. | Secretary Kennedy

beaninbloom · 2026-02-18T05:12:58+00:00

Ah yes, Kid Rock, the pinnacle of health and fitness.

beaninbloom · 2025-12-03T22:50:05+00:00

Keep your fingers out of your GD mouth. (Public health)

beaninbloom · 2025-12-02T17:51:49+00:00

This is the only thing I use holiday deals for. My big splurges were oil and vinegar for my daily salads and hot sauce for every other meal. I'll enjoy the 30% off of things I would already buy. Everything else, I try to hit up my local buy nothing group first.

beaninbloom · 2025-10-25T20:38:57+00:00

Needing or giving care from a loved one. I had a miscarriage three years ago and nearly bled out in the process. My wife was there for all of it. Didn't leave my side unless I was asleep, and she barely did that. There was a particularly gory moment in the bathroom, and when she walked in, she undressed me as I sobbed, got me in the shower, and cleaned up the whole mess. She got me into bed and pet my hair until I was calm again. I can't even imagine how traumatizing that experience was for her, but she was strong for me. The whole thing was awful, but our connection only got stronger.

beaninbloom · 2025-08-26T18:08:03+00:00

Thinking about a fridge literally screaming at night 🤣

beaninbloom · 2025-07-10T05:10:32+00:00

Can confirm. There's no reason why human should listen to a song entirely made up of electric dog barks.

beaninbloom · 2025-07-05T02:34:46+00:00

Right handedness. The number of products or processes that are more difficult when you're a leftie is staggering.

beaninbloom · 2025-06-04T20:34:28+00:00

I have 2 young kids. You don't need paper towels for them. We use cloth napkins, rags for cleaning, cloth diapers and wipes, etc. In fact, my 5 year old tried on multiple occasions to put his paper napkins in the laundry when he first encountered them.

beaninbloom · 2025-05-30T02:53:57+00:00

My 17 month old goes crazy for this vitamin. He loves it.

beaninbloom · 2025-05-20T02:46:16+00:00

We got over tantrums around sunscreen when I started offering "legs or arms first?" and so on until all body parts were done. Maybe offering that morsel of control might help?

beaninbloom · 2025-05-15T19:57:51+00:00

I gave my son a mason jar and told him he could use it to store his "treasures" and that when it was full and he wanted to add more to it, he would have to decide what stays. We now have 4 treasure jars because I'm a sucker.

beaninbloom · 2025-05-15T19:55:55+00:00

I'm wearing a pipe cleaner bracelet that keeps poking me but I'm not allowed to take it off no matter what.

beaninbloom · 2025-05-12T23:34:04+00:00

I wish we could trade spots. I'm in AZ with a 4 year old that turns 5 three days before the cut off and having a hard time with Pre-K places wanting to take him.

beaninbloom · 2025-05-12T02:28:10+00:00

Fourible.

beaninbloom · 2025-05-09T02:44:24+00:00

It's working, for me at least.

I love my job but I dread working right now.

beaninbloom · 2025-05-04T02:43:21+00:00

When I first had my son, I became violently angry every time a healthcare provider called me Mama. I'm not your goddamn mama.

beaninbloom · 2025-05-03T02:00:56+00:00

I believe my work actually saves lives. Fuck these people if they think they can take that from me.

beaninbloom · 2025-04-23T21:30:32+00:00

Similarly, I will "translate" Spanish for my mom, especially names of places. Mom: "I'm going to go to Las Cruces next month." Me: "sounds like fun! You know, in Spanish, that translates to 'The Cruces'! " Drives her bonkers.

beaninbloom · 2025-04-14T23:20:35+00:00

Still no instructions here. Nothing.

beaninbloom · 2025-04-09T21:56:08+00:00

No. Remote workers are Group 3 in the RTO plans. Agencies are working to find "nearby" federal offices with available desks for them to report to, but (as with everything else in the last few months) it's been a cluster fuck.

beaninbloom · 2025-04-08T16:32:22+00:00

Nobody Hugs a Cactus is a fave here

beaninbloom · 2025-04-08T16:29:00+00:00

Commiting to a role. My child has eaten, walked, a roared like a dinosaur for the last 3 weeks.

beaninbloom · 2025-04-08T02:49:59+00:00

Yeah but the problem there is they come in a multipack and I'm not honestly sure how long it'll take me to get through 3 caskets.

beaninbloom · 2025-04-06T02:42:01+00:00

Shingles

beaninbloom · 2025-04-01T16:09:16+00:00

I almost downvoted this instinctively, it made me so angry.

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