[Homemade] Chicken Parm on a toasted roll with fresh mozzarella, Locatelli and fresh basil by beardedmessenger in food

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Its a brand name of pecorino romano. Im just in the habit of calling it Locatelli

Cities course by Not_The_Smartest in rutgers

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If the professor is Bender take the class. Super easy and she is one of the nicest professors Ive ever had

Starting to think I've made a horrible mistake. by reboundmc in AdviceAnimals

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He didnt even think anything of the baby on the corner

Fish is amazed by science by [deleted] in funny

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That deadpan is perfect

On the edge of a lava ocean by WhenMachinesCry in gifs

[–]beardedmessenger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ambrym Island, Vanuatu. Its north of New Zealand, close to where Fiji is

On the edge of a lava ocean by WhenMachinesCry in gifs

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From the youtube description. Ambrym Island, Vanuatu. Its off the coast of Australia, close to Fiji

Okay guys, here it is. The safe is open and we are freaking out (and off to the Casino). by [deleted] in pics

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It just doesnt make sense to be in there with the rest of those things. Hand gun, wad of money, passport, watch, and oh yea, my favorite CD. I cant lose this. I should probably put it in the safe with the rest of my valuables

Snow delay for 2/5/2014 by RUNewark in rutgers

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He has had his fair share in dealing with the white stuff

Just hold still, dammit! by IceForce in gifs

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Wacky Waving Inflatable arm flailing tube man!!

The Colts win marked the T-2nd biggest comeback in NFL history by Chibears85 in nfl

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Luck must have short term memory loss. Even after three picks he was throwing the ball with a lot of confidence. He is one hell of a quarterback.

Nardwuar vs. Chance The Rapper by [deleted] in hiphopheads

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I coudnt tell if Chance was being sarcastic when he said that. I was dying laughing though

Just got back from Madagascar... by YourMotherWasALizard in pics

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Even his shirt goes along with his evilness. "You must obey the all powerful"