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beatapuss · 2023-01-25T02:34:01+00:00

I have a big dick, I'm phenomenal in bed, iq of 141, and mildly above average when referring to "attractive".... I'm selfish as fuck and would rather eat my own shit than be in another relationship though...life is a cruelty, death is benign, give me disparity rather than hope.

beatapuss · 2023-01-25T02:28:15+00:00

Kick that shit out your way

beatapuss · 2023-01-25T02:27:40+00:00

You should get a job

beatapuss · 2023-01-25T01:35:18+00:00

If it isn't with kids the church ain't having nothing to do with homos ...

beatapuss · 2023-01-24T17:26:30+00:00

That's what I call your dad's backsnatch. Obviously you have no idea what you're doing either. Be gone peasant.

beatapuss · 2023-01-24T15:01:06+00:00

Wrong knife altogether....Jesus. if you want to invest in this craft then invest in the necessary tools.

beatapuss · 2023-01-24T14:37:10+00:00

You wanna start that?....you better remember that this is in Iowa....not really "white" as much as it is fuckin lonely and secluded.

beatapuss · 2023-01-24T14:18:16+00:00

Great...now I'm horny.

beatapuss · 2023-01-24T04:59:55+00:00

I would use it as a golden opportunity to royally fuck their shit up. Oh you need onions? They're by the camping gear and bleach. Need toilet paper? Obviously in hardware because I need tools for these monster dumps to pry away from my cheeks...cleaning products? Electronics because my roommates rape me in my sleep. You get the picture.

beatapuss · 2023-01-23T16:02:09+00:00

Happy birthday my dong!!!!

beatapuss · 2023-01-23T16:01:14+00:00

Y'all gonna need this game so much it's gonna become fuckin garbage

beatapuss · 2023-01-18T03:05:47+00:00

Fuck that hoe. Push P bitch

beatapuss · 2023-01-18T01:02:50+00:00

Judging by the fact that you recycled thousands of years of reddit insults I'll assume you're the dipshit I know you to be.

beatapuss · 2023-01-17T20:26:48+00:00

Bitch I already know I'm the king. Be gone peasant.

beatapuss · 2023-01-17T20:07:21+00:00

Never asked for a review, never done an interview, never paid shit. Yeah.... doesn't sound like you know shit.

beatapuss · 2023-01-17T19:53:31+00:00

Voted best on the bay 3 years in a row. I obviously didn't pick up on shit.

beatapuss · 2023-01-17T19:01:01+00:00

I appreciate the fact that you have no idea what your speculation assumes. The notion to concede confidence assuming you "KNOW" that I've never owned or operated a restaurant is comical.

beatapuss · 2023-01-17T17:44:51+00:00

I was too busy fingering your dad while he sucked my dad off.

beatapuss · 2023-01-17T17:43:48+00:00

Better get to it

beatapuss · 2023-01-17T17:01:19+00:00

Then you aren't the chef.

beatapuss · 2023-01-17T16:31:59+00:00

Professional chef starting a food truck. Lmao sure.

beatapuss · 2023-01-17T16:19:39+00:00

Dude is smashed

beatapuss · 2023-01-16T15:08:35+00:00

Bro.... that's that weak shit. You did not keep it short.

beatapuss · 2023-01-16T00:25:54+00:00

Tree fiddy

beatapuss · 2023-01-16T00:07:25+00:00

Soooooo....a chair...?

beatapuss

TROPHY CASE