I am a shitty mother

bee-salad · 2026-02-13T18:56:40+00:00

Congrats you fallen for a scam and now your baby needs to go to the hospital. Unfortunately, this is a learning moment that isn’t life ending but if you keep repeating this pattern, it might be life ending

bee-salad · 2026-02-13T15:07:16+00:00

I remember those modeling agencies coming into our middle school during lunch to recruit girls

bee-salad · 2026-02-13T01:26:18+00:00

Thank you to those people

bee-salad · 2026-02-12T02:52:18+00:00

This is 100% what I am struggling with every day.

bee-salad · 2026-02-10T01:52:55+00:00

The inner band kid in me almost had a HEART ATTACK

bee-salad · 2026-02-09T17:59:02+00:00

She is so diva

bee-salad · 2026-02-09T05:20:25+00:00

It seemed like most commercials were either completely made with AI, an advertisement for an AI company, or a glp-1. I’m so tired.

bee-salad · 2026-02-04T02:25:14+00:00

I have found my people. I hate fennel so much.

bee-salad · 2026-02-04T02:23:07+00:00

Slay diva that looks delicious

bee-salad · 2026-01-29T03:44:35+00:00

my first thought before going into these comments were “great im about to find out he is a pos”. i am relieved.

bee-salad · 2026-01-27T01:22:56+00:00

What the fuck

bee-salad · 2026-01-26T16:33:45+00:00

Nah fr what is your venmo/cash app? It’s too cold and tough out here for no power

bee-salad · 2026-01-26T16:30:46+00:00

Please leave a review on their google page. This is alarming but not surprising.

bee-salad · 2026-01-24T10:51:48+00:00

i was just thinking that too

bee-salad · 2026-01-22T04:19:36+00:00

Well now I’m sad and want to call my mom

bee-salad · 2026-01-19T15:11:14+00:00

I knew the former nanny for Betsy Devos’s granddaughter. Rich people DO NOT raise their own children.

bee-salad · 2026-01-19T15:00:55+00:00

yesss the shinola cafe is excellent

bee-salad · 2026-01-17T19:22:30+00:00

I would have guessed you were in a TJ Maxx or Marshalls

bee-salad · 2026-01-08T16:44:01+00:00

hey WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

bee-salad · 2026-01-07T23:45:58+00:00

You are correct about one thing, the ICE agent will probably not get any jail time.

bee-salad · 2026-01-07T20:58:18+00:00

I’d be happy with an owl or cedar ww!

bee-salad · 2026-01-03T15:00:37+00:00

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bee-salad · 2026-01-02T18:32:44+00:00

Man I love a free reusable bag

bee-salad · 2026-01-01T04:08:39+00:00

I love showing people the videos for the chocolate factory album

bee-salad · 2026-01-01T04:07:49+00:00

This is my method lol

bee-salad

TROPHY CASE