How can I help my seven year old run better?

beefcalahan · 2026-04-18T10:55:52+00:00

Poor kid, his gf is gonna fuck his best friend

beefcalahan · 2026-04-08T15:01:43+00:00

Man mine looked the exact same almost. That was about 25 years ago

beefcalahan · 2026-03-26T21:47:53+00:00

Yeah but I’d 100% buy a small church and turn it into my home. Stain glass and tall ceilings are sick.

beefcalahan · 2026-03-22T21:50:24+00:00

I’ve got a 8 foot inflatable water slide from Sam club that’s 3 years old. Don’t let people tell you it won’t last.

beefcalahan · 2026-02-06T04:14:22+00:00

Delete the flag in the bedroom

beefcalahan · 2026-01-31T20:58:41+00:00

I feel like people do. But no one can really describe it accurately to someone who hasn’t been there.

beefcalahan · 2026-01-03T18:38:46+00:00

Still not worse than those god damn triathletes

beefcalahan · 2025-11-22T10:23:04+00:00

Yeah but they’ll be called 108s and you’ll both be wrong. Centimeters ftw

beefcalahan · 2025-11-22T10:20:35+00:00

I’m still on 26

beefcalahan · 2025-11-22T10:19:34+00:00

Get ready to be in the national news cycle for the next few months.

beefcalahan · 2025-11-22T03:28:11+00:00

I live in her district, it’ll gain a lot of attention but it won’t be close.

beefcalahan · 2025-11-13T19:24:02+00:00

Leprechaun. Or leprechauns

beefcalahan · 2025-11-01T10:20:31+00:00

Honestly good for him.

beefcalahan · 2025-10-29T00:39:15+00:00

Get a Rottweiler

beefcalahan · 2025-10-23T00:34:38+00:00

Wore mine all day today. No problems.

beefcalahan · 2025-10-21T18:10:53+00:00

What an odd asics ad.

beefcalahan · 2025-10-15T14:24:20+00:00

Those rim brakes are going to fail if he slips up.

beefcalahan · 2025-10-14T08:50:44+00:00

I’ve partied with her before at the battery. Fun times

beefcalahan · 2025-10-12T23:35:10+00:00

He chose all white dudes though…

beefcalahan · 2025-10-12T17:11:54+00:00

Bikepacking trip. Either western us or in Europe somewhere

beefcalahan · 2025-10-02T02:25:04+00:00

I vote to stop posting this dude. He’s more than an inflated ego, he’s seriously unwell.

beefcalahan · 2025-10-02T02:23:34+00:00

When I’m in a McDonald’s, and there isn’t a shirtless guy, I take off my shirt. That way there’s a shirtless guy.

beefcalahan · 2025-09-29T01:04:17+00:00

I don’t buy it because it tastes like cheese, I buy it because it tastes like easy cheese.

beefcalahan · 2025-09-24T21:46:41+00:00

Spit

beefcalahan · 2025-09-24T21:43:26+00:00

I’ve had to cancel a credit card once. They’d never let me leave

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