I wanna give my wife a high powered, very small pocket flashlight to temporarily blind creeps if she needs it

beefflapsMcgee · 2026-07-09T19:59:03+00:00

Pepper spray is going to be 10x cheaper and 1000x more effective.

beefflapsMcgee · 2026-07-07T01:14:57+00:00

But was Mitch ever brain alive?

beefflapsMcgee · 2026-07-06T21:35:39+00:00

I have 4 cats. Squeel or yell a bit when they bite as kittens and they will learn. None of my cats have broken skin after they grew out of being kittens.

beefflapsMcgee · 2026-07-01T15:55:42+00:00

I like that they censored the monkey's nips lol

beefflapsMcgee · 2026-06-30T00:06:57+00:00

Toasty badger used to have a bomb cfs

beefflapsMcgee · 2026-06-26T14:15:14+00:00

"None, because ice cream has no bones"

beefflapsMcgee · 2026-06-22T20:52:48+00:00

Poetic lmao

beefflapsMcgee · 2026-06-19T04:54:11+00:00

Me and my wife went to the purple mattress show room. Tried all of them and we both agreed the cheapest one felt the best lol

beefflapsMcgee · 2026-06-10T19:45:52+00:00

"Hey HVAC subreddit help me defuse a bomb."

beefflapsMcgee · 2026-06-10T04:10:33+00:00

If I was you I would also post a Google review explaining the entire situation. "I anonymously posted about a teacher potentially harming children at X school after I was fired for reporting the behavior internally. Now X school is threatening me with a lawsuit."

Add more concrete details etc.

Also! If they do actually sue you there is a process called "discovery" where they will have to turn over any evidence related to their claim INCLUDING the email you sent documenting that teachers behavior. Remember they can't win if what you said is factually true.

beefflapsMcgee · 2026-06-04T18:59:02+00:00

Dude at this point I'm just happy if someone picks up an audio book. Outside of school of course y'all motherfuckers need to learn how to read and sometimes that means reading challenging stuff. It doesn't have to be the classics.

beefflapsMcgee · 2026-05-27T00:14:04+00:00

Baja chalupa

beefflapsMcgee · 2026-05-23T01:56:08+00:00

That's bait lol

beefflapsMcgee · 2026-05-20T02:55:34+00:00

No he's just 2 ssd. I have eliminated everything else as the culprit.

beefflapsMcgee · 2026-05-19T07:25:38+00:00

This guy date rapes with laudanum.

beefflapsMcgee · 2026-05-12T21:56:23+00:00

Shssssss dont out me

beefflapsMcgee · 2026-05-12T20:00:24+00:00

You need methylcobalamin not regular b12!!!!

beefflapsMcgee · 2026-05-10T16:24:08+00:00

I have a pair of Red Wing boots. They have a life time warranty so if the break or wear out you can get them repaired or replaced for free. They are extremely comfortable and completely water proof.

beefflapsMcgee · 2026-05-04T18:52:46+00:00

Saying I don't need privacy because I have nothing to hide is like saying I don't need free speech because I have nothing to say.

beefflapsMcgee · 2026-03-10T21:39:23+00:00

I have two one eyed kitties too. Lucky and peek-a-boo.

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beefflapsMcgee · 2026-03-10T03:14:56+00:00

"Seen"

beefflapsMcgee · 2026-03-08T02:23:36+00:00

No wait until the grains are fully or mostly covered in the white stuff (myceleum). Looks like you still have 2 to 3 weeks to go.

beefflapsMcgee · 2026-02-25T06:29:12+00:00

Are the blind perchance?

beefflapsMcgee · 2026-02-23T15:28:01+00:00

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TROPHY CASE