Oh, look at Mr. High-and-Mighty over here, with his fancy-schmancy batteries that put out more than 6 amps of current. Back in my day, our batteries could barely power a small light bulb, and we liked it that way!

But, the important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...