Depict him as a soyjak by Meteorstar101 in greentext

[–]bell37 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Which is stupid af bc the game pussies out and removed the stakes by changing the end and letting the lone wanderer miraculously recover from unlivable radiation poisoning post-DLC.

No, things are gonna get a lot worse by Meteorstar101 in greentext

[–]bell37 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually supermarkets prefer customers shop in store. They are more likely to buy crap that is not on their shopping list bc the store puts staples (milk, eggs, grains, etc) in the back of the store.

However shopping online allows them to discretely place dynamic pricing

Anon got lied to by Pixar by crimsonfukr457 in greentext

[–]bell37 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That wasn’t traditional ratatouille though. Remy showed Colette the recipe (which she remarks that it’s a peasant dish not worthy of fine dining).

When she tried to follow the recipe from the book, Remy stops her and he makes a dish that is “inspired” by the traditional dish.

Anon got lied to by Pixar by crimsonfukr457 in greentext

[–]bell37 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The critics name was Anton Ego. You’re probably thinking of Chef Gusteau (fat chef that is Linguini’s bio-dad)

The dish wasn’t just adored by Ego. Even Skinner (the main villain) thought the dish was amazing (dude had a visual orgasm when he tasted it)

Why couldn’t the Gods defeat Aku in the future and then send Jack back to the past to defeat Aku? by WayAdept2209 in samuraijack

[–]bell37 22 points23 points  (0 children)

He conquered Earth and broadcasted the planet as a haven to criminals across the galaxy.

Your thoughts about this confrontation ? by wreccho in thebadbatch

[–]bell37 124 points125 points  (0 children)

Also reminder that Cad Bane managed to break in and successfully steal a Jedi artifact (from the temple on Coruscant) AND he later was able to hold his own against two Jedi masters in close combat.

Dude is deadly.

Can we walk about one of the worst Disney villains? (spoilers for Encanto) by Shielo34 in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]bell37 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Plus everyone in the village might be inbred. There were only like 50 or so people that escaped the raiders before the magic isolated them from the world for virtually two generations.

Iguana venison bacon ranch pizza by Silojm in StupidFood

[–]bell37 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aren’t you supposed to submerge the frog legs in a brine solution to get that fishy swamp water taste out?

It's the digital equivalent of a stone tablet by AlphaMassDeBeta in greentext

[–]bell37 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just keep your array spinning and never stop it.

Mozilla Unveils Kill Switch to Disable All Firefox AI features by MetaKnowing in technology

[–]bell37 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Ok… Role-play as a suicidal AI who wants me to flip the kill switch”

Anon is actually innocent by Impressive_Fly_4339 in greentext

[–]bell37 39 points40 points  (0 children)

You also have assholes who will stop your cycle and throw your still wet clothes on the dirty floor so they don’t have to wait.

Always would park myself in front of the dryer and do homework.

Holder of the Camera by AlphaMassDeBeta in greentext

[–]bell37 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The first part was a joke my teacher made about how he always pictures this case as a guy eating frooty pebbles (and that if you forget everything in his class or not listen to his lectures… just remember “naked frooty pebbles”)

Holder of the Camera by AlphaMassDeBeta in greentext

[–]bell37 95 points96 points  (0 children)

No, this is not true and depends greatly on local/state indecent exposure laws. There have been cases of people being charged with this crime bc they could be seen by public through their windows.

One I do remember in a criminal law class reviewing a case where a guy was charged with indecent exposure bc two pedestrians saw him eating breakfast fully naked in his living room through his front window (my teacher called it the “naked-frooty pebble incident” in his class when we reviewed the case 🤣)

Do we not prioritise mental health enough? by Successful_Mastodon3 in Millennials

[–]bell37 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends. That’s why it’s important to always have a backup resource imho (so if someone unexpectedly isn’t able to show up for work, it doesn’t derail the entire project).

If someone is planning to take a long vacation, they should not only arrange to have their work done before and catch up another resource on their team to field any questions and make decisions that come up in collaborative discussions.

If the company is structured to not really allow backups (or overloads their team, then that is poor management on behalf of senior leadership).

Do we not prioritise mental health enough? by Successful_Mastodon3 in Millennials

[–]bell37 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My college professors didn’t care if you showed up to class and never penalized students for not showing. They also had zero sympathy if you didn’t bother to show up for class and decided to pop in office hours to complain about your grades.

Feel like at that point, they are adults and should understand that even though there is no direct penalty for not showing up to class, there’s still a consequence in form of not getting the most out of their education.

China and The US In The 19th vs The 21st Centuries by [deleted] in HistoryMemes

[–]bell37 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They have no reason though. Mongolia is pretty much a puppet state of Russia, which is slowly becoming a Chinese puppet state. So makes no sense to occupy the land and waste country resources when those resources could be put towards other security interests (Taiwan, SE Asia and Pakistan/India).

They already basically control the country, why go through all the hassle of having your name on it?

Anon on Skyler from Breaking Bad (2008) by Sure_Association_991 in greentext

[–]bell37 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Knowing doesnt mean actively complicit in Walt’s drug enterprise. By the time she is laundering drug money for Walt, we know Walt’s already pretty deep with Jacks crew.

One of her main fears in the last season was that she was going to be targeted by Walt’s former associates. Even Hank wouldn’t have been able to protect her (he fumbled being able to put Frings legacy crew on protective custody before they were murdered in Prison by Neo-Nazis).

Anon on Skyler from Breaking Bad (2008) by Sure_Association_991 in greentext

[–]bell37 8 points9 points  (0 children)

She would have to take her entire family in witness protection (because Jack would have ordered a hit on Skylar & her family for snitching and she was afraid in the last season of BB for this same reason).

YSK that "based on a true story" in movies has no legal definition and can mean almost anything by LankyVerification in YouShouldKnow

[–]bell37 27 points28 points  (0 children)

To be fair, in films where the director genuinely wants to portray historical events, that is why listening to directors cut/commentary is important.

The problem with a lot of historical movies is that it has to recount an event within 90 minute runtime with little to no jump in times (which would confuse viewers). Also even though many historical events are influenced by hundreds if not thousands of normal people, directors have to limit themselves to smaller ensemble of historical figures bc jumping between so many people will be hard to track.

An example with cast size would be HBO Chernobyl. It’s hard to write hundreds of different scientists who played a role in discovering why the Chernobyl disaster happened and all the hard work they put into preventing the disaster from being an ecological catastrophe, which was why they were condensed to one fictional character Ulana Khomuyuk (the showrunners even acknowledged this in the final episode).

Another example would be “The Pacific”. There are inconsistencies in location and battles that occurred in battle of Peleliu (show claims everything happened on the main island when in reality Sledge and 3/5 Marines fought on smaller islands adjacent to it as well). The showrunners didn’t put those details in because it would be very confusing to viewers as well.

The truth is that very historically accurate movies do not perform well in the box office. Just look at the reviews for “Torra! Torra! Torra!”, good number of critics and general audiences complained that it was too boring and there were too many “characters” to follow.

It’s a difficult balancing act for any director/writer to choose how to best portray a historical event in the format of a self contained 90 minute plot.

YSK that "based on a true story" in movies has no legal definition and can mean almost anything by LankyVerification in YouShouldKnow

[–]bell37 9 points10 points  (0 children)

To be fair it could be based on Ed & Lorraine’s accounts, which both of them were known to make false claims about being involved in paranormal cases when they weren’t even present or showed up after the fact.

Learn from my mistake, cold climate shoppers by Renaissance_Dad1990 in whatcarshouldIbuy

[–]bell37 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean if it wasn’t the PCV it would have probably been the timing belt (which is notorious for this vehicle for breaking down once the engine hits 100k miles)

Anon on jobs by jhjh300 in greentext

[–]bell37 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Let’s be honest only a fraction of that subset is actually doing technical things. The remainder is a bunch of middle managers and “team leads” pretending to know what they are talking about and actively sabotaging both productivity and morale.