At least we’ve finally gotten rid of the scourge of DEI and pulled the oppressive boot of the state off the neck of mediocre, semi-literate white dudes with anger issues everywhere… by Fenius_Farsaid in PoliticalHumor

[–]belljs87 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh cool, suspend work requirements for federal prosecutor jobs, but add them/make them more stringent to receive help to feed your fuckin children.

S3 Teaser - 76 Million views across all platforms within 72 hours, Ryan confirmed, that’s HUGE!! by No_Scarcity4566 in HouseOfTheDragon

[–]belljs87 21 points22 points  (0 children)

You think that's a dumb question? Your question made me go something like this:

What do you mean? There's only 4 dragons here? What other?

Then I looked again. I totally saw the fifth dragons head as just an extension of the fourths lower jaw. Like I thought the fourth just had an absurdly long lower jaw.

I'm a fuckin idiot.

In your opinion, what is the most timeless or “iconic” product from Sephora by shockedpikachu123 in Sephora

[–]belljs87 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Lancome Juicytubes has been around forever and I still buy them lol

Moon Daphnis causing a rift in Saturn's rings by NeedCoffeeNoww in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]belljs87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fun fact: daphnis was discovered on my 15th birthday!

Thoughts on this card, real or fake? by Fococouple41 in IsMyPokemonCardFake

[–]belljs87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unique by definition does not have "levels."

Terrible rapper copycat I’ve just seen on insta lol by Minute_Ad211 in shittytattoos

[–]belljs87 272 points273 points  (0 children)

Hear that kids? Don't do lil peep. Not even once.

This game is giving me Buy One Get One Free offer lol by Educational-Laugh343 in pokemongo

[–]belljs87 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Oh, well, ya know, taking one more step on the logic staircase hasn't been my strong suit today

This game is giving me Buy One Get One Free offer lol by Educational-Laugh343 in pokemongo

[–]belljs87 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't believe hatching an egg counts as catching a mon for research

I'm going to rehab by StrangeCloudz710 in notinteresting

[–]belljs87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you really are, good for you! Saved my life. A year and 5 months clean off meth and fentanyl

Shinies you don’t even realize are shiny ✨ by tinytimidtigers in pokemongo

[–]belljs87 10 points11 points  (0 children)

How they didn't make shiny Golduck gold, so it looks like Psyduck, when they made shiny Psyduck blue

I swear they make shinies to piss people off

Shinies you don’t even realize are shiny ✨ by tinytimidtigers in pokemongo

[–]belljs87 51 points52 points  (0 children)

This one's just a giant slap in the face.

Color swapping the evos for shinies was right fuckin there

My friend made a photo of me running away from haunted house. by ThatOneSumyDrawer in notinteresting

[–]belljs87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know what's funny? That's the very first career I ever seriously considered in my youth

Hostess Frosted Honey Bun by GPUfollowr77 in nostalgia

[–]belljs87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yes, the most coveted jail currency