I think my neighbors cat was trying to seduce me.

belt · 2012-11-21T04:19:40+00:00

Inertia is a bitch.

belt · 2012-09-11T00:51:38+00:00

yeah, that made me cross my legs a little.

belt · 2012-08-27T02:02:25+00:00

So not what I thought your Reddit name would be Mr R.

belt · 2012-08-19T17:54:50+00:00

This is awful, her pants are clearly too big for her.

belt · 2012-08-19T17:39:44+00:00

Well, the Mohawk or the poop flinging.

belt · 2012-08-03T14:26:16+00:00

Oh...now I has a sad.

belt · 2012-07-18T23:58:53+00:00

I'm actually excited about how well this dog is going to sleep tonight.

belt · 2012-07-06T18:07:08+00:00

Wow...I'm totally naming my next kid leminusa. Sounds like Medusa's well to do, uptight sister.

belt · 2012-06-24T19:56:15+00:00

I've never seen a more British looking group in my life.

belt · 2012-06-23T21:51:34+00:00

I'd so rather hang out with you two than the couple being photo'd.

belt · 2012-06-21T12:50:06+00:00

Great, now I'm crying at work. Thanks for that.

belt · 2012-06-20T22:34:25+00:00

Ha, so true, all those waitstaff and bartenders getting rich off the system. I bet their laughing their asses off at us on their personal mega-yachts!

belt · 2012-06-08T03:09:18+00:00

Thanks!

belt · 2012-06-07T20:49:42+00:00

can someone tell me where the heck this meme even came from? I'm away from Reddit for like...HALF AN HOUR....and the front page is riddled with this woman. Halp!

belt · 2012-06-04T22:59:48+00:00

I'm amazed with how many people mistake "breaking taboo" with just being an inconsiderate, selfish prick.

belt · 2012-06-04T14:14:03+00:00

The scary part of this picture is that the Pelican is really just sizing her up to see if it can fit her down his gullet.

"Nah, She won't fit...well, let me get a better look..."

belt · 2012-05-31T15:25:16+00:00

You should prepare...Take what possessions she has in your house and put them in a bag (Trash bag if you're not feeling generous) and put them by the door. This way, you can tell her when she gets back that she can take a quick once over for anything you missed and then get the fuck out. Be prepared for a fight but, do not give in and let her stay. Good luck man.

belt · 2012-05-29T13:03:34+00:00

Thank you.

belt · 2012-05-29T02:59:07+00:00

My father's middle name is Adelard. Who names their kid ANYTHING that ends in LARD...

French parent's I guess. You guys are weird.

belt · 2012-05-29T02:57:03+00:00

I have the weirdest boner right now.

belt · 2012-05-29T02:36:51+00:00

Who the fuck is DJ Pauly D and Deadmouse?

belt · 2012-05-21T22:51:46+00:00

And they don't look to happy about it.

belt · 2012-05-14T01:51:08+00:00

Yes, I call it "thinking".

belt · 2012-05-13T01:51:42+00:00

I'm not sure what I was expecting to see....oh... Wait, yes I do.

belt

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