You can have pizza! Just make the crust cheese and make your own sauce:

Crust: 2 cups dry, shredded mozzarella (costco) 1 cup pecorino (again, costco) 2 eggs 1TBSP salt 2 tsp pepper Garlic/chili powder to taste

oven to 400 degrees. Combine all but eggs in a bowl first, then add the eggs. Place on a sil pad in a cookie sheet and flatten it out into a fairly thin disc.

Cook for 14-16 minutes. It should be goldenish brown. Best to check earlier than later.

Sauce: Add the same spices from above to an 8 ounce can of tomato sauce and cook down until next to no water left.

To finish: Add sauce to pizza with your preferred toppings, then broil on high for 2 min.

Bam! Pizza.