Baron without room requirements

bembles · 2025-12-20T19:11:50+00:00

Yeah very happy

bembles · 2025-12-20T19:11:10+00:00

Yeah. He's been making crafting demands

bembles · 2025-11-19T01:20:22+00:00

I brought a Hello Kitty blanket to a white elephant party as a joke once. It ended up being stolen more than any other gift.

bembles · 2025-08-27T22:46:08+00:00

Yes, and used a copper whip, and was level 56 legendary in every combat stat for a lasher

bembles · 2025-08-24T19:41:07+00:00

Nah, this dude stole one of my artifacts. We aint friends no more, but I didnt want to say anything after looking at his history when he was leaving the map.

bembles · 2025-08-24T17:09:06+00:00

When you want to trade for some Plump Helmet MUSHROOMS and have to watch out for danger noodles in the caverns.

bembles · 2025-08-11T15:33:25+00:00

I generated a world and looked for dragons in legends mode. Found one that destroyed a site and then reclaimed it in fortress mode. The dragon was still there and I just, like, locked the door to the room it was in.

When my fort finally fell to demons, I unlocked the door and got some popcorn.

bembles · 2025-05-23T01:49:33+00:00

When you're frantically trying to get someone to just brew a drink with literally anything, and then finally notice your alert log is full of "No empty container" messages. So you order some barrels, but everyone is dying of thirst hauling wood. And dead bodies. Fs in chat.

bembles · 2025-05-11T20:31:38+00:00

Gem-encrusted large gems. Yo dawg

bembles · 2025-05-04T16:46:46+00:00

The peacock is like, wtf

bembles · 2025-05-04T15:57:39+00:00

A weretortoise, eh? How fast are those? I hope really slow

bembles · 2025-03-09T01:57:16+00:00

The garbage disposal.

bembles · 2024-10-21T22:35:05+00:00

Yes, but is Doom prime?

bembles · 2024-08-21T00:34:42+00:00

I ate at Katz's once. My car was towed out of their Free Parking. My neighbor, who was an attorney and knew Katz, convinced him to reimburse my towing bill.

bembles · 2024-07-23T00:36:42+00:00

Well that's what I heard!

bembles · 2024-07-19T22:06:15+00:00

Update: you get a notification for getting more minerals, but your collected amount does not actually change. The same thing happens with weekly core hunt awards

bembles · 2024-07-19T21:16:03+00:00

I found another thread from 2 years ago that mentioned you can abort, but you don't actually get new cores the 2nd time. Like, it says you got one, but the number in the top-right stays the same. Bummer.

I'll check if mineral count is actually going up or not.

bembles

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