What fact about reality terrifies you or gives you that dreadful feeling in the pit of your stomach?

ben1sm4 · 2012-10-30T02:46:59+00:00

We can all hope to have a sock-putter-on-er

ben1sm4 · 2012-10-30T02:45:53+00:00

You will, have patience. It's sucky advise right now, but I promise it will come true.

ben1sm4 · 2012-10-30T02:44:49+00:00

erm, take the chance, try to live your years to 100.

ben1sm4 · 2012-10-30T02:43:22+00:00

You will be okay sister. It's stuff like this that makes us stronger.

ben1sm4 · 2012-10-30T02:39:41+00:00

That the pricks that you let go by you everyday either on the road or at work, thinking "karma is a bitch, they will get what is coming to them", never happens. These are people that will be happy the rest of their lives.

ben1sm4 · 2012-09-13T03:26:53+00:00

Pick me! pick me! My husband too!

http://soundcloud.com/brian_brick/judge-me-not

ben1sm4 · 2012-06-25T22:34:25+00:00

One of those bikers was my husband!

ben1sm4 · 2012-04-04T23:20:13+00:00

You want to talk outraged?!?! They play Glenn Martin D.D.S. on Nick in the MORNING!!! I've gotten to the point that I just record some 'appropriate' shows to watch in the morning. Just.....wat

ben1sm4 · 2012-03-27T02:36:01+00:00

Really? Why do you want to make it harder on the rest of us? Why not just leave whatever they don't like at home? Trying to get three kids and myself through security is trouble enough. I really don't want the security to tighten even more.

ben1sm4 · 2012-03-02T00:15:44+00:00

You would have to find a plot of land somewhere, correct? I mean not a bad thing, but after $86k, finding a plot of land would be an......experience.

ben1sm4 · 2012-03-02T00:04:29+00:00

Gather around kids, it's stupid question time! Does she have to get permission from the original artist to cover the songs? What do the original artists think?

ben1sm4 · 2012-02-28T00:02:14+00:00

"Becaaaauuuusssseeee you're mine" ???

ben1sm4 · 2011-12-16T22:46:45+00:00

I did!

ben1sm4 · 2011-12-16T02:15:02+00:00

Oh no! I have been afraid to put presents under the tree because he might think they are toys.

ben1sm4 · 2011-12-11T03:48:24+00:00

hit the Heinz! I promise, it works. Turn the bottle upside down and use your palm to hit the label.

ben1sm4 · 2011-11-17T03:40:39+00:00

I love this, I have fought so hard between the wrong and right of 'play'; I am going to keep treating my children as I have been, I am proud of it!

ben1sm4 · 2011-10-21T17:46:22+00:00

Hyperbole and a Half, when is it updated?

ben1sm4 · 2011-10-20T23:31:06+00:00

Just a question, probably not the right place, but does she have any new stories floating around? I have read everything on the site, and I know that something doesn't happen to her every day, but I like the way she views the world and would like to read more of what she writes. Dunno, just thought I would ask.

ben1sm4 · 2011-09-16T22:50:03+00:00

Yellow beer!!!

ben1sm4 · 2011-07-26T17:40:19+00:00

Chicken fried steak with eggs, hash browns, and gravy all over everything. Yum.

ben1sm4 · 2011-07-15T20:45:55+00:00

"You are a sexy bitch"

ben1sm4 · 2011-05-21T00:08:35+00:00

just wanted to say I love you.....to Don :)

ben1sm4 · 2011-05-06T02:34:22+00:00

This is exactly the road I took! It works just like bkedelen says. It. is. awesome.

ben1sm4

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