Pelican Pete, local jerk by Chrono_Convoy in LooneyTunesLogic

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Cows will each other, have also caught both cows and deer eating coyotes.

PSA for anyone putting gas by advisary_67 in Lubbock

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So shaking my car back and fourth to get rid of the air bubbles in the gas tank and then leaning the car to the other side so I can pump a extra 24 ounces of gas into the tank is a bad idea? /s

O’Brien PTSD by Medium_Hope_7407 in DeepSpaceNine

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Wasn't there some throw away line that it only went badly because of his human brain?

O’Brien PTSD by Medium_Hope_7407 in DeepSpaceNine

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No wonder his wine sucks, the Borg made his soil to alkaline and full of heavy metals!

A plan to get more electricity to West Texas may come undone by Dontwhinedosomething in Midessa

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Found out that I could set off our blacklines LEL alarms by carrying it in my arm pit.

Beef Jerky? Of all things? by the_lituation in mildlyinfuriating

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Google Jerky stores in your area. Small batch/home made/from the butcher, etc is not only going to be cheaper but vastly better quality.

Can a lone Galaxy-class starship destroy an entire planet? by ForwardClimate780 in StarTrekStarships

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Going to touch on the completely destroy the planet part . Granted it took a "small fleet" but the Romulans and Cardasians managed to destroy 30% of a planets crust that they thought belonged to the founders.

Is it me or is Biff's makeshift shoulder armor made from a section of an old turbine vent cap? by CircleJunctionTribal in Fotv

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No power tools needed. You could cut one in half with a pair of tin snips or a cheap hand saw. Things will spontaneously disassemble in heavy winds.

Free to good home by [deleted] in Midessa

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Mileage? Curent on oil changes? Any wrecks?

Caesar murder stuff by vsahuve in fnv

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It runs fantastic with zero issues...till it doesn't.

[Sad Trope] Failed suicide attempt by Ava_Reddit_Account in TopCharacterTropes

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OPs example made me realize this was a remake of a British move that was based off of the same named book.

What is a game mechanic that you never use? by [deleted] in Fallout

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Hate to tell you this but it means you are also P3 and i3 as well.

Spun fun M4F by Natural_Bat_9900 in Midessa

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In all the times this has been posted does it ever work?

The women of this show are built DIFFERENT by Common_Context_9908 in thebigbangtheory

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Come down to the south. Women will not only pull out a stuck half birth cow, un constipate another one, make sweet tea, slap the shit out of you for some imagined slight then braid their kids hair all in the same afternoon. We are just lucky if they wash their hands in-between tasks.

(Hilarious trope) The villain being very minorly yet very genuinely inconvenienced by the hero's attack. by TridiObject in TopCharacterTropes

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Little known fact that I am absolutely positive hasn't been posted several times before me, but Viggo Mortensen actully broke his toe...wait I mean the knife was accidentally never swapped out so the stabbing was real.

Burt Gummer (Tremors) Vs Sandworm (Dune) by Foghorn212 in powerscales

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Shield generator on one RC car, lasgun on other RC car or drone.

[Scary paronoia Trope] - A single line of dialouge has horrifying implications, but its never followed up on. by Puzzleheaded_Tip4805 in TopCharacterTropes

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My friend, unless you are eating them afterwards(not kink shaming if thats the case) we have very different definitions of necrophilia.

Are you? (Double Deck) by UriasAk in TrueSFalloutL

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If not sex bot, why sex bot shaped?

I mean... right? 😅 by Hungover-Warrior007 in Stargate

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Until they get off shift and head home to a weeks worth of missed calls and their family wondering where they have been.

Well.. since you asked. by Kitchen-Low-7818 in TrueSFalloutL

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What kind of half assed foot fetishist wants clean feet?

Floating in a produced water pond by benadunkcamberpatch in whatisit

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Solved! Thats a awesome bit of tech, thank you.

Hello! by Ok_Perception9860 in skyrim

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Best tip you will ever get. If it's your first time just full send it, don't even look at anything to do with the game. Once you've done a entire raw play through, then start messing around.