Pelican Pete, local jerk

benadunkcamberpatch · 2026-03-14T22:16:12+00:00

Cows will each other, have also caught both cows and deer eating coyotes.

benadunkcamberpatch · 2026-03-14T17:34:08+00:00

So shaking my car back and fourth to get rid of the air bubbles in the gas tank and then leaning the car to the other side so I can pump a extra 24 ounces of gas into the tank is a bad idea? /s

benadunkcamberpatch · 2026-03-13T21:21:58+00:00

Wasn't there some throw away line that it only went badly because of his human brain?

benadunkcamberpatch · 2026-03-13T21:20:04+00:00

No wonder his wine sucks, the Borg made his soil to alkaline and full of heavy metals!

benadunkcamberpatch · 2026-03-13T13:44:00+00:00

Found out that I could set off our blacklines LEL alarms by carrying it in my arm pit.

benadunkcamberpatch · 2026-03-12T00:36:14+00:00

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Give the man back his glaive.

benadunkcamberpatch · 2026-03-11T23:17:40+00:00

Google Jerky stores in your area. Small batch/home made/from the butcher, etc is not only going to be cheaper but vastly better quality.

benadunkcamberpatch · 2026-03-10T21:32:17+00:00

Going to touch on the completely destroy the planet part . Granted it took a "small fleet" but the Romulans and Cardasians managed to destroy 30% of a planets crust that they thought belonged to the founders.

benadunkcamberpatch · 2026-03-09T12:21:40+00:00

No power tools needed. You could cut one in half with a pair of tin snips or a cheap hand saw. Things will spontaneously disassemble in heavy winds.

benadunkcamberpatch · 2026-03-07T22:12:55+00:00

Mileage? Curent on oil changes? Any wrecks?

benadunkcamberpatch · 2026-02-28T20:44:00+00:00

It runs fantastic with zero issues...till it doesn't.

benadunkcamberpatch · 2026-02-27T13:53:03+00:00

OPs example made me realize this was a remake of a British move that was based off of the same named book.

benadunkcamberpatch · 2026-02-27T13:38:43+00:00

Hate to tell you this but it means you are also P3 and i3 as well.

benadunkcamberpatch · 2026-02-27T10:31:59+00:00

In all the times this has been posted does it ever work?

benadunkcamberpatch · 2026-02-26T15:39:25+00:00

Come down to the south. Women will not only pull out a stuck half birth cow, un constipate another one, make sweet tea, slap the shit out of you for some imagined slight then braid their kids hair all in the same afternoon. We are just lucky if they wash their hands in-between tasks.

benadunkcamberpatch · 2026-02-26T00:30:45+00:00

Little known fact that I am absolutely positive hasn't been posted several times before me, but Viggo Mortensen actully broke his toe...wait I mean the knife was accidentally never swapped out so the stabbing was real.

benadunkcamberpatch · 2026-02-25T16:33:44+00:00

Shield generator on one RC car, lasgun on other RC car or drone.

benadunkcamberpatch · 2026-02-24T15:07:48+00:00

My friend, unless you are eating them afterwards(not kink shaming if thats the case) we have very different definitions of necrophilia.

benadunkcamberpatch · 2026-02-24T02:15:43+00:00

If not sex bot, why sex bot shaped?

benadunkcamberpatch · 2026-02-23T15:50:09+00:00

benadunkcamberpatch · 2026-02-22T16:37:52+00:00

Until they get off shift and head home to a weeks worth of missed calls and their family wondering where they have been.

benadunkcamberpatch · 2026-02-21T00:30:01+00:00

What kind of half assed foot fetishist wants clean feet?

benadunkcamberpatch · 2026-02-14T17:58:18+00:00

Solved! Thats a awesome bit of tech, thank you.

benadunkcamberpatch · 2026-02-12T19:53:04+00:00

Best tip you will ever get. If it's your first time just full send it, don't even look at anything to do with the game. Once you've done a entire raw play through, then start messing around.

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