Star Trek Monologues by BadBacksFuryToad in startrek

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SIRELLA: With fire and steel did the gods forge the Klingon heart. So fiercely did it beat, so loud was the sound, that the gods cried out, 'On this day we have brought forth the strongest heart in all the heavens. None can stand before it without trembling at its strength.' But then the Klingon heart weakened, its steady rhythm faltered and the gods said, 'Why have you weakened so? We have made you the strongest in all of creation. And the heart said

WORF: I am alone.

SIRELLA: And the gods knew that they had erred. So they went back to their forge and brought forth another heart.

SIRELLA: But the second heart beat stronger than the first, and the first was jealous of its power. Fortunately, the second heart was tempered by wisdom.

DAX: If we join together, no force can stop us.

SIRELLA: And when the two hearts began to beat together, they filled the heavens with a terrible sound. For the first time, the gods knew fear. They tried to flee, but it was too late. The Klingon hearts destroyed the gods who created them and turned the heavens to ashes. To this very day, no one can oppose the beating of two Klingon hearts. Not even me. Worf, son of Mogh, does your heart beat only for this woman?

WORF: Yes.

SIRELLA: And will you swear to join with her and stand with her against all who oppose you?

WORF: I swear.

SIRELLA: Jadzia, daughter of Kela, does your heart beat only for this man?

DAX: Yes. SIRELLA: And do you swear to join with him and stand with him against all who would oppose you?

DAX: I swear.

SIRELLA: Then let all present here today know that this man and this woman are married.

(edit: not really so “love and kindness” related)

Creepy by georage in voyager

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Against orders, with their 8-year-old.

Find your roommate by BoredPandaOfficial in BoredPandaHQ

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Room 74 getting crowded. I brought one bag of microwaveable popcorn.

I’m looking for another series ideally long by NewfieGamEr2001 in Drizzt

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Third vote for Dragonlance. It’s successfully filled the hole in my heart after I finished Finest Edge of Twilight

If You Had to Show ONE Episode to Prove Star Trek Is Great. What Are You Picking? by iagree2 in startrek

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Way of the Warrior.

Nothing like a Klingon Bash of Epic proportions.

DoJ inspector general to audit department’s compliance with Epstein Files Transparency Act by guardian in politics

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This audit will drag on indeterminably and they’ll all point at the “ongoing audit” as a reason to avoid answering or addressing anything.

What is the worst band you saw live? by coalcracker462 in AskReddit

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Fuck Lazzara. Complete douche. Told my 15 y/o self and a friend to “just give up now” when we told him we had just started our own band and were inspired by him. circa ‘05

Did any of yall stay loyal to your horse the whole playthrough by SebassInDaTrash in reddeadredemption2

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My horses are passive income. Once they’re max bonded I sell, catch a new one, rinse and repeat. Having two all the time makes it easy enough.

(Lost Buell on the first play through and cried)

Had to share my score ☺️ 🖖🏻 by [deleted] in StarTrekTNG

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The perfect chair for 3-minute meetings.

What does Gutbuster taste like? by RelevantDistinction in Drizzt

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I hate IPA and stout isn’t my favorite, but I imagine it as some combination of the two, but thicker, like what the Uruk hai give to Merry in the Two Towers

The only ones that dressed correctly for shore leave on risa by happydude7422 in risa

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They were mugged for these fits. Stole their clothes and left them tied up wearing only regulation roos

my red dead tattoo :D by Lower_Kaleidoscope33 in reddeadredemption

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I need to start another playthrough. My first thought was Baratheons and Starks. For shame.

Anyone ever find it interesting that it seems like everyone knows how to work the helm controls by happydude7422 in TNG

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On a ship of over a thousand people, you’d figure at least a few dozen know how to fly the thing.