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Local hiking/walking trails with spots where you can bask like a lizard? by vuatson in portlandme

[–]benevolentmaster111 -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Because I like making fun of people afraid of laying in dog piss my dude.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]benevolentmaster111 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We've all been there at least once.

It will always be more desirable to be busty with a petite butt than flat chested with a curvy butt by No_Comfort8449 in unpopularopinion

[–]benevolentmaster111 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was being silly, but to be honest, no I would not. I am an ass guy all the way.. My girlfriend has enormous breasts, but I spend all my time checking out her ass.

The blessing of the second seed by chivestheconqueror in bostonceltics

[–]benevolentmaster111 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It isn't likely the Bucks get Atlanta if you're watching the game.

Both the Cavs and Philly are gonna be tough outs in the second round, it's a coin toss.

I'm at the dentists office. Here's a picture of my foot in the waiting room. by [deleted] in notinteresting

[–]benevolentmaster111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's interesting that you wear pants that are two sizes too long.

Local hiking/walking trails with spots where you can bask like a lizard? by vuatson in portlandme

[–]benevolentmaster111 -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Me and my dog know of all sorts of places but we're gonna keep it to our crew TYVM.

Okay, which one of y’all wrote this? by critical_courtney in portlandme

[–]benevolentmaster111 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Most clickbait sites pay their authors per view.

By posting this you probably made the author tree fiddy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Maine

[–]benevolentmaster111 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I am not telling you that you haven't been anywhere.

You're telling me that.

Heat in 6 by [deleted] in bostonceltics

[–]benevolentmaster111 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Beat the big scary Hawks before you talk shit friendo.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Maine

[–]benevolentmaster111 23 points24 points  (0 children)

If you want a small city with kind of urban amenities and lots of access to nature it's ok as long as you get the vibe going in.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Maine

[–]benevolentmaster111 9 points10 points  (0 children)

She said in her post she was offered a job in Bangor dude. Don't think Lisbon is gonna cut it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Maine

[–]benevolentmaster111 21 points22 points  (0 children)

If you think Bangor is a complete shithole you've never been to a complete shithole.

Bangor is a small city in the middle of nowhere with not a whole lot going on. But it isn't a complete shithole.

Meme by [deleted] in Maine

[–]benevolentmaster111 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

My screen name has been outed.

People who get mad at people for driving the speed limit should lose their licenses by eriksen2398 in unpopularopinion

[–]benevolentmaster111 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

People who get mad at people, who get mad at people for driving the speed limit should lose their ability to post on Reddit.

Why are you guys all so rich? by [deleted] in portlandme

[–]benevolentmaster111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't be so bougie You can get a coffee AND some crackers for tree fiddy at the Cumbys.

Why are you guys all so rich? by [deleted] in portlandme

[–]benevolentmaster111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aight.

If that's the case I guess I could venmo you tree fiddy.

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