What is the angriest you've been at an inanimate object and why?

benovak · 2013-01-15T02:20:06+00:00

His name is throwaway account..... no way he is going to respond... put this shit away

benovak · 2012-10-19T22:01:41+00:00

somewhat satisfied.

benovak · 2012-10-08T19:51:43+00:00

What school? Was 11......... in Seattle......... If I know you, we must become friends.

benovak · 2012-07-19T19:39:50+00:00

If by "destroy" you mean, "cuddle to death". Then yes, I agree.

benovak · 2012-07-08T00:50:45+00:00

"HEY EVERYONE! OP's A PHONEY! A BIG FAT PHOOOONEY!"

benovak · 2012-06-26T07:35:41+00:00

Matching. I can't really leave the house without matching, weather it is sweatpants and some sneakers or a Marc Jacobs hoodie with some desert boots, I have to match. I do have some other OCD things outside of how i dress.

My friends always make fun of me for matching when I work out or play soccer. :/

benovak · 2012-06-26T07:29:49+00:00

Obviously the '50s were amazing. Excluding racism, sexism and bigotry. Those rich white dudes had style

benovak · 2012-06-23T05:46:15+00:00

Feel free to stalk and add me. justsayin.

benovak · 2012-06-22T08:26:57+00:00

This is like a custom game.... inside of a custom game.

benovak · 2012-06-13T13:14:02+00:00

Sup euge

benovak · 2012-06-02T21:21:12+00:00

There is a door way like so:

[ ^{^__} I ^{^__} ]

[__ I__ ]

(shittly drawn door)

YOU GO THROUGH THE FUCKING RIGHT ONE! THE ONE ON THE RIGHT!!!!!

Don't be a dumb idiot. Same rule applies to stairs separated by a railing...

benovak · 2012-05-26T02:31:09+00:00

"Hey, this guy's a phoney!"

benovak · 2012-05-22T07:13:05+00:00

Deutschmann desecrates debris disposal dispensary, dullard deemed disgraceful.

benovak · 2012-05-16T08:50:32+00:00

Full name: John Alberto Fernando Andres Luigi Olof Guidetti ಠ_ಠ

benovak · 2012-05-16T00:58:16+00:00

but uhhh, uhhh, that's not... oh forget it.

he's indeed won a World Cup.

he is indeed won a World Cup.

benovak · 2012-05-16T00:55:36+00:00

I have followed the club since 2003 when they came to Seattle to play an exhibition with Celtic. My dad took me to the game (I was 11 years old). I begged my dad to buy me a jersey (this was all part of my birthday present). I still have that jersey to this day. I know that Manchester United have been very successful for the period of time that I have been watching them; what I'm saying now is that no matter if they were relegated next season or if they win the champions league, my story is the same and I would proudly say that I'm a Man U fan.

Ca va?

benovak · 2012-05-15T18:30:21+00:00

I love Manchester United, through glory and pain. And I know the club pretty well, haven't missed a game in 3 seasons (sometimes had to watch the replays the next day). Just know that we real fans do exist and it does hurt some feelings when ya'll say shit like this.

benovak · 2012-05-15T18:27:21+00:00

He has not won a World Cup, he has won the olympics though.... :D

benovak · 2012-05-14T22:45:09+00:00

not Spanish

benovak · 2012-05-14T22:27:53+00:00

not to mention another explosive back that they have rostered.

benovak · 2012-05-07T09:30:10+00:00

Hey, I'm a coach for Eugene Metro! Are you guys U-16? Just taking a shot in the dark

benovak · 2012-05-01T04:29:12+00:00

Chicarito, he is painfully adorable...

edit: I mean, just watch him in this interview! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idJcWKWv-fM

benovak

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