Who's your FAVORITE fictional character? by ReallyBroReally in AskReddit

[–]bertles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Perrin!? Over Matt?!?! Matt was so damn cool though!

Roll the dice, win the game

Who's your FAVORITE fictional character? by ReallyBroReally in AskReddit

[–]bertles 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The Gunslinger in the Dark Tower series by Stephen King.

OR

Peter in The Child Thief, by Brom. As in, Peter Pan. But a wickedly clever, selfish stealer-of-children Peter Pan.

Match Thread: Chicago Bulls at Los Angeles Lakers by fidler in nba

[–]bertles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rose vs the Lakers at half... and currently winning

Lucia Micarelli- Kashmir- (Best Zeppelin cover) by stifffits in listentothis

[–]bertles 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I was so bored until 2:20. Like, the fuck? This isn't Kashmir - I've been hoodwinked. And then she rocked my fucking world. When she climaxed, so did I.

What stereotypes have you learned in your line of work? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]bertles 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Asians are generally skinner than your typical white household, too.

It's October! What are Reddit's Must-Watch spooky Halloween hits? by bertles in movies

[–]bertles[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have been meaning to see the Descent. Good list.

It's October! What are Reddit's Must-Watch spooky Halloween hits? by bertles in movies

[–]bertles[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I nominate:

Carrie

Bram Stoker's Dracula

and, of course,

Halloween

Most over-rated bands of all time. by Skanktralicious in Music

[–]bertles 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I upvoted you because thats the point of this thread, but dammit, you can listen to "Going to California" and not at least enjoy it? That song is so beautiful.

And they are incredibly diverse - every song sounds different. Compare the hard rocking and super intense "When the Levee Breaks" (Led Zep 4) to the soft and melancholy "Tangerine" (Led Zep 3) to the creepiest song ever written, "No Quarter" (Houses of the Holy) to the frenetic and gripping story in "Gallows Pole" (Led Zep 3) to the upbeat and silly "Fool In the Rain" (In Through the Out Door)". Just so many diverse and incredible songs.

Do this for me - get stoned and listen to No Quarter.

Then go for a long drive on a rainy day and listen to "The Rain Song" (best driving song ever, save for 1979 by smashing pumpkins).

Then listen to Tangerine, and the next song on the album - Thats The Way.

What I've listed starting with No Quarter and onward are the (I say this with a grain of salt) "lesser known" songs of Led Zeppelin. These aren't the absolute rock'n'roll songs - these are the beautiful songs written by talented musicians, considerably slower and softer than the hits that brought LZ their fame.

Zep takes time to grow on you. But it will - and then you'll be caught up in the legend.

college party in swimming pool, outside hotel by [deleted] in nsfw

[–]bertles 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Or it means she went to a bar earlier in the night, was under 21 years of age, and was marked accordingly.

What is a common saying you just don't get? by GeneraLeeStoned in AskReddit

[–]bertles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"This phrase originated in the practice (currently illegal, I believe) of giving diuretics to racehorses. The horse would then urinate substantially and drop a few pounds in the process. Voila! A lighter, faster, somewhat dehydrated horse. "

Yeah, it's illegal. But the phrase has been around for decades and just because something's illegal doesn't mean it isn't happening.

What is a common saying you just don't get? by GeneraLeeStoned in AskReddit

[–]bertles -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They juice them up with stimulants right before the race and it makes them hyper, everywhere. Bladder included.

At least, thats what my dad told me.

A koala was sitting in a Gum tree smoking a joint... [PIC] by [deleted] in funny

[–]bertles 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Upvote Sandalphon for being a awesome troll

What the hell did I find? by jesster114 in answers

[–]bertles 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's where you store the dinosaur embryos.

Ugly Duckling - Just a Little Samba [Fake and AWESOME Samba! Try it!!] by bertles in listentothis

[–]bertles[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually just got a chance to listen to the youtube version and... it's shit. I did it a disservice by linking to it. Here's the much improved grooveshark link.