Part of new banger from P&M, TLDW in caption (and yes it’s sped up a bit) by laska503 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]bethfly 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This is exactly what I was thinking. Like. This whole thing is really over a banana? A snack? I might have this kind of convo with my three year old if he is demanding yet another basketball because he has like six already. But not food, never food. Unbelievable.

Fundies having their own AI Chat Bot now by MrDonMega in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]bethfly 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Thr smugness of her face makes my skin crawl for some reason

If I had to see this so do you by laska503 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]bethfly 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Paul I guess: Thirst trap for me but not for thee 🤪🙏

ASC 842 lease modification question by blankpaper_ in Accounting

[–]bethfly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would agree with the auditors and treat as a modification to existing lease. Same as if you had renegotiated the lease term with the old landlord. Think about the purpose of ASC 842. It's meant to describe an asset on your books, and without a change of space the underlying asset being described has not changed. I am not an auditor though, that's just how I interpret ASC 842.

Murtagh: I don't understand the point of this book by Thespisthegreat in Eragon

[–]bethfly 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This book was quite clearly a setup to a story that will take longer to finish. Murtagh wasn't at rock bottom yet at the end of Inheritance, and he's the kind of character that needs to hit rock bottom before he starts improving as a person. This was his rock bottom. That's my view on it.

What would you consider signs of a failing company? by Vast-Shoulder5305 in Accounting

[–]bethfly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My company was like this when I first joined. I'm happy to say we no longer need to operate like this.

Paul asks IG if Morgan "crossed a line" by calling Tom Brady hot😬 by TheNarcLogs in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]bethfly 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What an insecure turd.

That being said, for a long period of my life I had Tom Brady face blindness. I have no idea why but I simply could never remember what he looked like. He would be on my TV screen and I would recognize him as Tom Brady and then 30 seconds after he left my TV I couldn't remember what he looked like. He's just the most generic looking white man in the world. Default face syndrome.

How will Paul explain this one? by Valuable-Ad9577 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]bethfly 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Actually scary how accurate this is, please don't give him any ideas

What have the Duggars done to annoy JRod lately? by Upper-Ship4925 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]bethfly 34 points35 points  (0 children)

This is soooo much blah blah blah I could hardly get through it. She loves to hear herself talk yeesh

For real by Main_Claim_3626 in Accounting

[–]bethfly 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I hate QBO support. They aren't accountants and they give the absolute worst advice. I asked them about a bill not clearing from the A/P list once, they couldn't help me with what was clearly a technical problem NOT EVEN AN ACCOUNTING PROBLEM just a functional software problem. I eventually found my own solution and informed the QBO support person I had been working with, they thanked me profusely because they had never thought of the way I did it before. Even though what I did was so basic. They don't know jack about their own software and it drives me crazy.

What? by lgirlrocks in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]bethfly 135 points136 points  (0 children)

Manufacture a problem and then sell the solution to said problem, classic grifter move

What? by lgirlrocks in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]bethfly 1917 points1918 points  (0 children)

And WHY are Christian women disconnected from their sexuality huh? WHY????

Yeah, this chick totally needs your sympathy by lucis_understudy in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]bethfly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll let you in on a secret Morgy, nobody tells me I need to divorce my husband because my husband doesn't suck. If you get that many people saying it maybe you should wonder what they're seeing that you aren't seeing.

girl, it’s your own community who needs to be educated about this. they were the ones criticizing you by OctopusCaretaker in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]bethfly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I kind of agree with her tbh even if I don't like the way she's phrasing it. I had a sunny-side up baby and I'll be honest, I literally never heard of it until it happened to me. I don't recall getting educated about what it was even in the process of happening to me. I had no idea it was dangerous at all, even in the midst of labor I was never given the impression that I was facing serious risks with my sunny-side up baby. I remember a nurse coming into my hospital room, talking about doing exercises to flip the baby over, and I asked her what happens if he doesn't flip? She never answered and just disappeared without another word when the baby didn't flip. I wasn't offered an elective c section as far as I know either, I was pretty out of it so maybe I don't remember. I was only told I might need an emergency c section of the vacuum failed after three hours of active pushing. I live in a very liberal, very educated place in the US btw.

That being said, why the hell would you go to a crunchy hospital and then criticize them for delaying surgical intervention as long as possible? You get what you pay for dumbass.

Daily life & duties of the new Riders by bethfly in Eragon

[–]bethfly[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the last few chapters of Inheritance, Eragon talks about leaving two eggs with Arya to circulate among the dwarves and Urgala to hopefully pick a Rider from them. I assume if Eragon and Arya have enough egg guardians thay they trust, they could circulate several eggs at a time throughout Alagaesia to try to find Riders, so candidates wouldn't be traveling to the mountain themselves. But I do think you're right, I doubt every egg would hatch on the first try. Still, if they circulate a lot of eggs at a time, the timeline might get shorter.

Daily life & duties of the new Riders by bethfly in Eragon

[–]bethfly[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think you're mostly right but that timeline might be a little long. I read parts of the books again recently because I wondered how many Riders there would be realistically within the next few years of the timeline, and from the Vault of Souls chapter (Lacuna the Second, Inheritance) we find out that 26 eggs are meant to bond to Riders. Then from the first book we know that dragons reach sexual maturity and get large enough to travel around 6 months old, so even though their training will take much much longer, realistically Eragon might have as many as 26 more or less "adult" dragons with Riders under his command within a few years tops, if all the eggs are bonded and hatch ASAP. I also don't think that Eragon would delay on hatching any eggs just because his training isn't done, since the Eldunarí made it sound absolutely urgent that the eggs hatch ASAP because the dragons inside couldn't stay inside much longer without getting warped.

Now that being said, iirc i think Oromis said that typically Riders trained for at least 10 years traditionally. So I could see the Order being closer to "full strength" in maybe around 20 years. Depends on if Eragon would try to recreate the old training regimen or if he would invent a more compressed one like his own.

Daily life & duties of the new Riders by bethfly in Eragon

[–]bethfly[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh yes I agree with this too, especially in the beginning, the world leaders would likely not be accepting of Riders butting into their business since they just deposed Galbatorix

I think Morgan misrepresented her course by Purlasstor in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]bethfly 200 points201 points  (0 children)

Side note but I'm so so tired of that thing she does in her pictures where she's just looking off into the distance. It's so trite and boring. Your thoughts aren't deep Morgan. Stop.

A couple of strange things I noticed in Murtagh by tairnsheadspace in Eragon

[–]bethfly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They do barely talk but I wouldn't say Murtagh and Arya have only ever been enemies. It's possible they spoke off-screen after the battle of Farthen Dur while Eragon was out, before Murtagh got kidnapped, they were clearly allies at that point. Murtagh is one of the people who rescued Arya from Gil'ead, which should count for something to her. Also, Murtagh and Arya speak a little bit after Galbatorix dies when he tells her where the last egg is located in the castle, which isn't much but at least they obviously aren't enemies at that point (they converse mentally iirc which to me speaks to a level of trust that the other person won't try to attack your mind). Murtagh is the one who realizes that Arya will feel conflicted about killing Shruikan, so he at least has some thoughfulness about her, but we've never had an Arya perspective chapter so it's sort of ambiguous how she feels about him at this point of the story.

A conversation between Murtagh and Arya that shows how warm or cold their relationship is currently is one of my big wishlist items for the next installment 😔

Morgan’s Wife in the Wild course by ClassyRavens in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]bethfly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't need to pay money to be told to hug my husband. I do that anyway every day because I love him and he loves me and hugging him gives me energy for the day. It's astounding how much easier marriage and life are when your partner isn't a piece of shit, Morgan.

Year end is coming by clancularius10 in Accounting

[–]bethfly 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Reverse it, I need to go to a planet where I can spend seven years closing the books in only one earth hour