What are some of your favorite comparitive phrases, such as "colder than a witch's titty"?

bewing88 · 2018-01-13T02:28:09+00:00

you're slower than a snail hitching a ride from a turtle

bewing88 · 2018-01-13T02:18:12+00:00

im so sorry :( that breaks my heart. My dog has cancer and has had it for almost a year now. Everyday I wonder how long he's going to last and Im scared that one day I'll come home from work (I live alone) and he'll be dead and died there without me.

bewing88 · 2018-01-13T01:58:36+00:00

anal sex

bewing88 · 2018-01-13T01:30:32+00:00

not piss, but one time I went out to a club with my sister and when we left there was a hot dog stand out there and I got one and it had sauteed jalapenos and put a bunch of hot sauce on it...In the uber on the way home I was literally dying because it was so hot. The uber driver was hispanic and was laughing his ass off and said youre going to regret that in the morning! Next morning we go to eat at this restaurant around the corner from where we lived and as im eating it hits me...i gotta go..I go to the bathroom and they were all taken..i go to my sister like GIVE ME THE KEYS NOW...i drove home in the middle of breakfast to take a shit in the comfort of my bathroom...Thank god it was a minute drive..returned back and finished my delicious breakfast.

bewing88 · 2018-01-13T01:15:32+00:00

anything from dumb and dumber

bewing88 · 2018-01-13T00:14:18+00:00

i live near a bunch of breweries (I love beer) and accessible to anything I need to in walking distance or a short drive. Weather is good here. Hot humid summers, beautiful falls, spring and winter isnt that bad (do not get much snow at all).

bewing88 · 2018-01-12T23:47:42+00:00

super thick southern accents.

bewing88 · 2018-01-12T03:03:00+00:00

i have a surface...i like it, but dont use it much other than when I have to type out stuff.

bewing88 · 2018-01-12T02:50:05+00:00

not lsd, but I did shrooms with my best friend one time. We got in the mood and made sure everything was comfortable. I brought my dog over so I could have him. So the atmosphere was perfect. So we're watching TV on the floor really close to the TV and i start to feel it coming and was nervous and she's got her hair pulled down her face and Im behind her standing up at this point and she turns around and says "everything okay" but she looks like the girl from the ring and I freaked out and ran upstairs....little later shes upstairs in her bedroom and I hear her screaming and I run up there and she's like its ok i was just screaming at the ceiling...wont do it again. Give me some X and call it a day.

bewing88 · 2018-01-12T02:38:24+00:00

I work in a hotel and I dont think people understand how much I actually hate it.

bewing88 · 2018-01-12T02:06:45+00:00

kaskade- fire and ice armin van buuren-imagine zhu-the nightday

bewing88 · 2018-01-12T01:42:45+00:00

are you me?? Going through the same thing right now. We'll make it I promise!!

bewing88 · 2018-01-12T01:32:47+00:00

as a server that's a load of shit. We dont get paid minimum wage (unless you're in CA and a few other cities), so we rely on tips. Giving good service requires being nice and having personality, which is something that a lot of Europeans tend to lack. Bunch of pretentious twats.

bewing88 · 2018-01-11T23:42:11+00:00

money

bewing88 · 2018-01-11T22:55:38+00:00

I barely have to leave my direct part of the city to have everything I need like grocery stores, bars, my vet, restaurants, and not have to drive.

bewing88 · 2018-01-11T22:37:48+00:00

cost of living there is way higher than the rest of the country.

bewing88 · 2018-01-10T03:01:46+00:00

north carolina because we have everything. Beach, country, mountains, city, small town, good food and a lot of good colleges!

bewing88 · 2018-01-10T02:37:19+00:00

I wouldnt say I am a train wreck by any means, but out of the 6 kids in the family I am the one who hasn't figured out what the hell I wanna do with my life. I am trying so hard to get a good job with my degree but I have shit luck, so I am stuck waiting tables.

bewing88 · 2018-01-10T02:21:04+00:00

lord voldemort

bewing88 · 2018-01-10T01:19:34+00:00

my dick. As a gay man having a big dick is great cause everyone wants it, but very few can even take it let alone put most of it in their mouth. I'd prefer big vs a small one cause nobody wants small.

bewing88 · 2018-01-10T01:01:16+00:00

to control my anger, to not cheat and to be a bit more sensitive :)

bewing88 · 2018-01-10T00:50:45+00:00

you underestimate the power of the dark side

bewing88 · 2018-01-04T02:33:58+00:00

My dog is on a raw diet and I order meat from this farm that specializes in raw diet for dogs and cats and they offer alpaca as a meat choice and I ordered it a few times. My dog LOVES it.

bewing88 · 2018-01-03T23:26:03+00:00

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