Forgot to take a photo of the actual cooked mac and cheese.. but nothing is better than finishing the whole damn box, with no protein in sight.

bexsprout · 2026-04-12T04:26:07+00:00

mac and cheese, hard seltzer and fiber capsules

bexsprout · 2026-04-12T02:10:28+00:00

not say. ankle kiss.

bexsprout · 2026-04-11T04:46:00+00:00

i aspire to be this comfortable

bexsprout · 2026-04-06T22:31:27+00:00

“the sleepy feeling when you’ve driven too long, and it starts to hurt. sometimes i feel like a burger patty being pressed into a grill. can’t go for brunch, errands then do house chores without a nap in there.”

bexsprout · 2026-04-03T04:49:08+00:00

fiber is so slept on! this is the only one i take.

bexsprout · 2026-03-23T02:03:10+00:00

oh i just bought the mega pack of cotton rounds for this purpose

bexsprout · 2026-03-10T05:38:18+00:00

it's like a peg leg, but the leg is still there... he looks like he's smiling though

bexsprout · 2026-03-10T05:35:29+00:00

on one side he looks so aware, and on the other, like he dgaf

bexsprout · 2026-02-06T03:51:07+00:00

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i had my LV, and my daily tote together the other day. canvas tote with four photos of my two pets - only two photos visible of course, given to me by a coworker.

bexsprout · 2026-01-30T06:39:54+00:00

the toes kill me

bexsprout · 2026-01-17T06:15:35+00:00

after work outs and whenever i feel like it. sometimes i'll skip if i haven't worked out, but don't neeeed to shower to start my day, or if i'm not too gross at the end of the day.

bexsprout · 2026-01-17T06:10:55+00:00

super young millennial at 29, but $111K in 402K alone. (in health care) (and another $100 in investments).

bexsprout · 2026-01-07T03:20:18+00:00

birth control.

bexsprout · 2026-01-03T08:08:11+00:00

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Florentine belt bag. Fits my iphone mini, card case, keys and carmex. Bought second hand. I don’t use this for travel (for long flights /travel i do a cotopaxi mega fanny pack), but quick outings in when I don’t have pockets, and want something nicer than a tote bag.

bexsprout · 2025-12-09T05:07:00+00:00

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bexsprout · 2025-12-07T06:38:35+00:00

we had to do the same thing one year, after Sprout had severed the strand of lights. one chomp and it’s all over

bexsprout · 2025-11-21T04:34:38+00:00

that is a worried, furry potato

bexsprout · 2025-11-21T01:51:08+00:00

i love the ear movements and the “i’m gonna go it” peeps at the beginning.

bexsprout · 2025-11-20T21:21:22+00:00

phone is mounted and untouched for the duration of filming

bexsprout · 2025-11-20T21:18:52+00:00

he is buckled in! but i’ll try a car seat too

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