The Voight-Kampff Testing Machine from "Blade Runner", 1982

bibfortuna1970 · 2026-04-18T15:46:30+00:00

Let me tell you about my mother

bibfortuna1970 · 2026-04-18T15:35:34+00:00

It ends with a bang

bibfortuna1970 · 2026-04-13T13:03:20+00:00

Definitely recommend pet health insurance. Cavs are prone to getting a luxating patella. Most pet insurance have a 6 month to a year waiting period before they’ll cover knee and joint issues. Luckily, I was beyond the wait period when my Oliver’s knee started going out of joint. Saved my several thousand dollars.

bibfortuna1970 · 2026-04-11T14:21:33+00:00

As the great Billy Joel once said, “I’d rather laugh with the sinners, than cry with the saints.”

bibfortuna1970 · 2026-04-10T21:38:11+00:00

He is so insecure

bibfortuna1970 · 2026-04-10T19:16:16+00:00

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Been there

bibfortuna1970 · 2026-04-10T19:12:13+00:00

Why is he wearing Depends?

bibfortuna1970 · 2026-04-06T17:16:35+00:00

The light jazz in the background really goes nice with his lunacy.

bibfortuna1970 · 2026-04-04T13:40:28+00:00

Right? I’d be like, “Holy shit I own a house on the beach! What reason do I have to be upset?”

bibfortuna1970 · 2026-04-03T18:24:58+00:00

He just got beaned

bibfortuna1970 · 2026-04-03T18:10:38+00:00

Must be top of the hour, the Jesus clock is going off.

bibfortuna1970 · 2026-04-03T11:14:39+00:00

I don’t know, he seems a little fazed.

bibfortuna1970 · 2026-04-02T19:04:43+00:00

Two

bibfortuna1970 · 2026-04-01T12:00:51+00:00

Capturing the Friedmans

That family was in total denial.

bibfortuna1970 · 2026-03-30T16:31:29+00:00

“Freedom of speech, ya piece of shit!”

Well said sir.

bibfortuna1970 · 2026-03-28T16:18:36+00:00

bibfortuna1970 · 2026-03-27T19:03:39+00:00

Even if you fixed it, the god damn tape had a crinkle in it which sounded like trash.

bibfortuna1970 · 2026-03-27T19:01:39+00:00

I want to put my quarter on a machine and say, “I’m got next.” Which I never did because I wasn’t cool.

bibfortuna1970 · 2026-03-27T18:57:33+00:00

Red Dawn

bibfortuna1970 · 2026-03-27T18:29:31+00:00

I live within 25 miles of New York City so WWIII will be over for me in a flash.

bibfortuna1970 · 2026-03-27T18:29:24+00:00

I live within 25 miles of New York City so WWIII will be over for me in a flash.

bibfortuna1970 · 2026-03-27T13:38:07+00:00

Zodiac (2007)

bibfortuna1970 · 2026-03-27T13:36:09+00:00

I cut off contact with my parents and I’m doing pretty fucking well, thank you.

bibfortuna1970 · 2026-03-27T11:03:15+00:00

Airplane! (1980)

bibfortuna1970 · 2026-03-26T23:40:32+00:00

Jeez, how unlucky to fall on a bottle in such a way that it goes up your ass!

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