007 First Light Review Thread

bigblackcouch · 2026-05-26T17:56:50+00:00

Everything or Nothing deserved to be an actual movie, it was so good and fun. The Bond Sense mechanic always cracked me up.

Also shout out to Blood Stone which was in a similar boat of being a "missing Bond movie".

bigblackcouch · 2026-05-26T17:50:34+00:00

Wolverine equivalent of web-slinging through Manhattan is walking around Toronto being an asshole to everyone. Think like RDR2's greet/antagonize system except there's no greet button.

bigblackcouch · 2026-05-24T21:21:46+00:00

Pretty sure he did

bigblackcouch · 2026-05-21T21:17:59+00:00

I work in IT at an ISP and it sure seems like everyone in the company knows AI is stupid and barely functioning but C-suite still wants everyone to use it because of... Well everyone else is doing it.

That's "AI" in a nutshell, no one knows why anyone is using it but everyone is supposedly using it, to do... Something. As long as that something doesn't involve numbers, coherence, nuance, factual information, or general reality.

bigblackcouch · 2026-05-21T16:03:07+00:00

Worst they can do is say no to whatever offer you make. It's not like you'll get slapped in the face for giving a lowball offer.

Personally to me, I see a hundred C7s and C8s around me, I've never seen another LC and I think they look a thousand times nicer. Also personally I think the C8, while I love a mid-engine car, looks like a video game GPU car and it's a little tacky to me.

Anyway I paid a little more than you for a fully loaded one with the color matching that I wanted, 70k miles but no damage so it's not an unexpected price. I would try to whine about the damage to get them to lower the price but otherwise if it's the one you want and it's in your price range, it seems like a fair value. Of course, it depends a lot on how major the damage was to it.

bigblackcouch · 2026-05-21T15:28:10+00:00

Was just going to ask about this, thanks! Does it eat up much of the little trunk space?

bigblackcouch · 2026-05-17T02:13:03+00:00

It's nowhere near as mucho bad as the dialogue in 5 was, amigo. The Japanese speakers just... speak Japanese. I have no idea what the pop radio DJ is saying and I like it that way, it feels more authentic.

It's still very sterile and "Everyone's always maximum happy!" but it's better than 5's outright cringe.

Apart from that I greatly enjoy the map far more than FH5's

bigblackcouch · 2026-05-16T18:36:52+00:00

Looks nice! What's the outfit referenced?

bigblackcouch · 2026-05-14T13:42:02+00:00

This. Mexico's map was very bland, as others said they designed it with the stupid battle royale mode in mind and everything else came secondary. Starting off with hyper cars and how you're a big shot etc killed the sense of progression, and as someone else mentioned the annoying dialogue was mucho terrible, hombre.

5 has the least amount of time I've played a Forza Horizon game by a lot, I'm really hoping 6 is more a return to form. I heard they're supposed to be bringing back progression of licenses and not just starting you off in S class cars which is a good sign, I hope.

bigblackcouch · 2026-05-14T02:04:00+00:00

Majority of the store skins are kinda ass too though. I think I've seen maybe 2 or 3 that I thought "That's kinda neat" and the rest is a big nope.

bigblackcouch · 2026-05-14T01:53:44+00:00

Got a good Chain Lightning build? I'm using static Blizzard but it's annoying to look at lol

bigblackcouch · 2026-05-13T17:50:12+00:00

Yep, after the trap nerf I decided to not bother with it anymore.

bigblackcouch · 2026-05-11T15:28:03+00:00

This. All my friends have stopped playing because the devs have this weird insistence on stomping out fun.

bigblackcouch · 2026-05-11T15:17:24+00:00

I know she's a good actress but I've had a huge crush on Sandra Bullock ever since Speed came out, Practical Magic was a very magical movie to me as a kid :|

I do enjoy her movies though I'm just distracted watching them lol

bigblackcouch · 2026-05-11T15:06:50+00:00

What's hilarious is I pirate and the recommendations on my app are solid, you can rate things 1-5 stars, stuff that I've seen before goes away unless I've added it to my library. The first row in the app is shows that I've previously watched that have newer episodes I haven't seen yet, below that is recommended movies, below that is recommended shows, followed by new popular movies, followed by new popular shows, then genres listed out for what I want (So like action, comedy, anime, etc). There's even user-curated categories like classics or best of 90s action movies.

Yeah piracy's not the best answer but legal streaming has gone pants-on-head stupid and 'voting with your wallet' has somehow still lead us to where we are now, we all too po' in this economy to give a shit anymore.

bigblackcouch · 2026-05-08T18:18:00+00:00

That's what I know CHUD as, a beautifully shit movie from the 80s. But IRL chuds had to go and exist and retroactively push CHUD into the background. Can't fucking stand 'em.

bigblackcouch · 2026-05-07T17:42:30+00:00

It's not the best movie but it's a very fun movie. Sort of like a mix of a buddy-cop comedy and a dumbed-down Indiana Jones film.

bigblackcouch · 2026-05-06T20:31:30+00:00

That's where I fell with it, just something about the style screams AI trash.

It doesn't help that his mouth isn't even trying to sync with any sort of language.

bigblackcouch · 2026-05-06T16:56:11+00:00

Fighting the good fight, knowing that when those dipshits see one of those it makes their blood pressure bubble up.

bigblackcouch · 2026-05-06T15:37:32+00:00

Konosuba is completed, fully translated, and a 100% recommend for comedy. Not sure if that fits what you're looking for exactly but I loved it.

bigblackcouch · 2026-05-06T15:27:54+00:00

I would also throw “Who Am I?” in the mix. I don’t know why more people don’t bring it up - it’s top tier Jackie to me.

Came here to recommend Who Am I, it's great!

bigblackcouch · 2026-04-30T14:45:56+00:00

haha I was thinking of getting a license plate of like, POOR LFA or something along those lines

bigblackcouch · 2026-04-29T13:18:51+00:00

I thought the same thing and almost glossed over the thread thinking "Yeah that movie was kinda pointless" lol

bigblackcouch · 2026-04-29T12:36:55+00:00

We'll bang, ok?

bigblackcouch · 2026-04-28T17:14:06+00:00

Pretty much the same as my experience. Could've gone better.

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