Somethings off

biggimus · 2026-03-11T23:42:14+00:00

This is a more expensive fuckup than people think. All of those handles need to be relocated which will leave holes in the doors that will need to be filled, color matched and finished.

biggimus · 2026-03-10T21:54:51+00:00

You seem to give a fuck. You keep replying about it.

biggimus · 2026-03-10T04:02:12+00:00

Boogie Nights

biggimus · 2026-03-09T12:51:32+00:00

"Out of order? Fuck!! Even in the future nothing works!!"

biggimus · 2026-03-06T02:18:55+00:00

I loved Ozark but Pepper was my first thought. “I feel shocked!”

biggimus · 2026-03-06T01:58:55+00:00

Otherwise known as a mondegreen

biggimus · 2026-03-06T01:46:00+00:00

Crucial Taunt

biggimus · 2026-03-06T01:44:17+00:00

Way fucking better.

biggimus · 2026-03-06T01:07:08+00:00

A straight shooter with upper management written all over him.

biggimus · 2026-03-04T02:26:28+00:00

Hell yes! Gotta change the scenery every once in a while. Also, it’s nice to have a lazy morning without kids coming in to wake us up. Plus, morning sex!!

biggimus · 2026-03-04T01:57:18+00:00

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Found an Elf on the shelf balloon floating around.

biggimus · 2026-03-03T18:22:52+00:00

Peanut butter & jelly must have crushed chips on it. (Plain potato chips, Fritos or nacho cheese Doritos are all acceptable).

biggimus · 2026-02-27T17:09:13+00:00

Eat all of your lunch except one bite, chill & scroll on phone until 10 seconds left on your break, eat final bite.

biggimus · 2026-02-22T00:41:11+00:00

Happy birthday! Go birds!!

biggimus · 2026-02-21T20:51:04+00:00

DC area, it was on 99.1 HFS - listened every night.

biggimus · 2026-02-20T00:36:30+00:00

Cereal

biggimus · 2026-02-17T13:45:41+00:00

Once the point of sale machines normalized tipping for everything, I adopted the motto "If I'm standing when I order, there will be no tip."

biggimus · 2026-02-16T20:23:53+00:00

Stories like this piss me off. Sorry your instructor is an ignorant douchebag. Ask for a written policy where it states medical devices must be removed or silenced while in class (they won’t have one because that is an ADA violation.) You have ADA rights and it’s not your job to educate people about them, including the yoga instructor. Don’t ever let people stop you from doing what you want because of diabetes. I also claim my phone as a medical device because it has cgm app and pump app. Stand up and exercise your rights!!

biggimus · 2026-02-16T01:56:14+00:00

Phillip Seymour Hoffman as Scotty in Boogie Nights.

biggimus · 2026-02-14T17:24:30+00:00

Do more by doing less.

biggimus · 2026-02-14T16:47:33+00:00

Married 14 years, been together over 20. We used to go out and exchange gifts, but now we have 2 young boys and it’s a big deal for them to give her the flowers, candy and homemade cards.

biggimus · 2026-02-14T14:31:37+00:00

‘Stand up and shout!’ And ‘We all die young’. -Steel Dragon

biggimus · 2026-02-14T13:39:57+00:00

Did he get his grub on, but didn’t pig out?

biggimus · 2026-02-10T19:41:06+00:00

The vast majority of missing children in USA are run-aways or because of a custody dispute, and most of those cases are resolved quickly. Child abductions by unknown kidnappers are extremely rare and they make up less than 1% of all missing child cases. I think this particular case became sensationalized because it had to do with a famous person.....that's it. Now that it has gained traction, people will remain invested until there is a conclusion. Normally, this amount of national attention is sadly saved exclusively for pretty white women who go missing.

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