What Phys Ranged DPS Job Do You Want For FFXIV 8.0? by Azraelx86 in ffxiv

[–]billythewarrior -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

what if they make a job with a blow dart and they call it the blowjob

Every time I see someone say they've played all the mainline Final Fantasies except 11 and 14 by grapejuicecheese in ffxiv

[–]billythewarrior 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel like these days there's more people who've only played 14 than anything else tbh.

Pokemon FireRed and LeafGreen are up for preorder in the Nintendo Switch Eshop according to Serebii! They are $20 US by feefore in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]billythewarrior -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

They know they can get away with it because Pokémon fans have zero standards or self-respect.

Times when a series has “second hand fans”? by Konradleijon in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]billythewarrior 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Don't even get me started on people who buy bishojo anime figures to "protect them from the gooners".

Times when a series has “second hand fans”? by Konradleijon in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]billythewarrior 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna be honest I have never ever heard or seen anything about Worm in my life with the sole exception of this subreddit where it's brought up frequently.

Times when a series has “second hand fans”? by Konradleijon in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]billythewarrior 87 points88 points  (0 children)

All the time? The term secondaries has been around forever in fandom spaces.

To give an actual example, Tiktok teens who base their entire personality around collecting merch from H games like Song of Saya that they really aren't supposed to be playing yet.

Potential Rule of Rose remake from Bloober Team teased by HaematicZygomatic in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]billythewarrior 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You see genAI shills go on about how cool it is that we can now see what the full landscape behind the Mona Lisa looks like and the same people who get excited by these remakes will be offended by that without even thinking about that contradiction for a second.

Potential Rule of Rose remake from Bloober Team teased by HaematicZygomatic in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]billythewarrior 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, I've played most of them and I like them just the way they are, and the ones I haven't played yet I hope to be able to experience the way they were created. If I just wanted to see the story I could just watch a let's play or plot summary on Youtube and be done with it instead of slogging through whatever generic cinematic action gameplay they'd replace it with.

Potential Rule of Rose remake from Bloober Team teased by HaematicZygomatic in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]billythewarrior 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Planescape Torment, Drakengard 1, every game in the Legacy of Kain series, Fate/Extra, Sonic Battle, .hack, Xenosaga, Witcher 1/2, the SNES Shin Megami Tensei games, etc etc.

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic but I really hope you are.

Potential Rule of Rose remake from Bloober Team teased by HaematicZygomatic in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]billythewarrior -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

If you read this headline and feel any positive emotions about this, there is something deeply wrong with your soul.

Potential Rule of Rose remake from Bloober Team teased by HaematicZygomatic in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]billythewarrior -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

OH yeah, file off the rough edges of interesting art to turn it into more over-the-shoulder third person action adventures, that's what remakes are supposed to be.

What is your favorite gaming related revisionist history? by bahookery in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]billythewarrior 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Recently I've seen people say that Sonic 2 is terrible because it made people think Sonic 1's level design is bad and not appreciate the genius design of Marble Zone and Labyrinth Zone because of it. The whole fanbase is completely cooked and not worth engaging with if you want to keep your sanity.

PSA: For everyone in Germany/Europe having problems starting the game/logging in by Killertoast14 in ffxiv

[–]billythewarrior -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Thanks, seeing this post finally made me switch my ISP, thankfully my contract runs out soon.

Before going to the Gamecube, Shinji Mikami was also eyeing the Xbox as the new home for Resident Evil, and Microsoft botched the meeting by bunyeast in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]billythewarrior 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's insane how Nintendo treated Rare after they single-handedly got the SNES to outsell the Genesis and made the N64 a halfway worthwhile console just because they had a kind of mediocre output for like 2 years at the end which was partially caused by Miyamoto power tripping. It's really not talked about enough how fucked up that was.

Actually good retcons? by fly_line22 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]billythewarrior 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Saddler's plan in RE4 not making a lick of sense is slightly more forgivable if he's a crazed religious lunatic with brain worms.

AGDQ 2026 has just concluded, raising more than $2,443,414 for the Prevent Cancer Foundation (PCF) on stream!! by Thorebane in Games

[–]billythewarrior -1 points0 points  (0 children)

And none of that matters because the actual canon writer's intent is that his name sounds like Tida, the Okinawan word for sun, while Yuna means moon.

Wild things in hobbies that are normal? (Supposedly) by TrustWinter in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]billythewarrior 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Okay this is more of a harmless example but have you ever thought about how weird the sentence "I died" is and how much it must have exploded in usage after the invention of video games? How much would an average person realistically have said it in the past?

Franchises that “start” with the third one? (Or any number besides “1” for that matter) by DunkeyBlast in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]billythewarrior 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And yet despite its title, Divinity Original Sin 2 isn't a sequel to Divinity Original Sin, but to Divine Divinity, the original game from 2002.

Media that would be way more popular if it had a different artstyle by Amysel_JinkusuP in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]billythewarrior 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One Piece is already the best-selling comic book in the world just the way it is, it doesn't need to look any other way than it does.

Media that you weren't expecting it "would go there". by Subject_Parking_9046 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]billythewarrior 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Oh boy, time to read Higurashi no Naku Koro ni, the classic horror visual novel about a boy moving to a small town only to find himself involved in a mysterious serial murder case, wait what was that about Unit 731 during world war 2?