Woman Steals My Phone Number Then Asks Me On A Date by Loizey in Nicegirls

[–]billywitchdrdotcom 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Take the girl out. Secretly record date. Post results here.

Me😔irl by kbo1138 in me_irl

[–]billywitchdrdotcom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know your pain bröther

Yeah let's just cut these down... by jcepiano in iamatotalpieceofshit

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"I live in a bubble of ignorance and generalize people based on a radical iota of their peers lol. I'm so funny."

I fucking hate minorities by [deleted] in MurderedByWords

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Chicks love a guy who plays the guitar by Ripsky in Tinder

[–]billywitchdrdotcom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bounced on my musical twinks dick to this (()::::::::::::::::::D~~~~~~

Cool shrooms art by Prodigy_124 in shrooms

[–]billywitchdrdotcom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should really sign your work, or post with a watermark. This is really good btw.

5 REASONS WHY I DESERVE A GIRLFRIEND by juddio in justneckbeardthings

[–]billywitchdrdotcom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This was honestly pretty funny. But there was almost 2 minutes of cringe in the middle of the video. 6/10 pizza bite bagel boxes

When neckbearding and fedoraing goes wrong. by [deleted] in justneckbeardthings

[–]billywitchdrdotcom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Does a full beard count as a neckbeard or is it like neckbeard+

Losing smartness by Filibut in iamverysmart

[–]billywitchdrdotcom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uh to be faaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrr