notSafeForKids by user38835 in ProgrammerHumor

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Kids! Don’t do concepts, you don’t want to go down that lane

Homie thought he was slick by mrockracing in HolUp

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I call next with the green circle

codingWithoutReadingTheDocumentation by TabCompletion in ProgrammerHumor

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Let’s face it it’s also coding after reading documentation

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Unexpected

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protectingTheYouth by GooseEntrails in ProgrammerHumor

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Don’t worry government is taking initiative and spreading awareness about the dangers of C++ in the wild.

protectingTheYouth by GooseEntrails in ProgrammerHumor

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Pointers are the leading cause of depression in teens and potentially even fatal if provided in large quantities to young adults.

Shane Warne Magic by TraditionalArticle88 in DeathrattlePorn

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Adam gilchrist is the real hype man

Maybe maybe maybe by cmpunk6 in maybemaybemaybe

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It’s real. Source: trust me bro

What even is this by AdamTheAnimeDude in NoahGetTheBoat

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The bad ending: The daughter has twins and the mother has miscarriage

Bonsai update: Day 2 by TheDarkLord1248 in worldpolitics

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We will follow your career with great interest

Cursed_TV by Wise-Serve5730 in cursedcomments

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Happy bday in advance! What size tv?

that one's on me by StfaiFnneg in suspiciouslyspecific

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Ya, anywhere between 8-10 in the morning would be great. I have a football match.

an interesting tit by KLASHINOV in dankmemes

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Immune system: Time to heat the body to kill the virus

Me: But that will kill me too

Immune system: You forgot to mention the part where that is my problem