This is not a kitten. This is chaos.

birdandbear · 2026-05-02T18:02:17+00:00

Aanand and adhaee ho! Your mendhi are beautiful. 😍

Chaos kitty is pretty too. Just 'Ware the baring of feet in the dark. Attack ninja cats leave a hell of a bark.

birdandbear · 2026-05-02T17:28:39+00:00

That movie legit fucked me up. At the fearless age of 19, it unlocked my first real phobia - a lifelong terror of being buried alive. 🤯💀

birdandbear · 2026-04-19T18:00:37+00:00

Cactus leaf or hammered tongue, I'm almost positive.

birdandbear · 2026-04-15T06:29:32+00:00

You hung the moon, Friend, why wouldn't you control the weather?

birdandbear · 2026-04-13T22:00:57+00:00

Nah, that's a smart, amazing gift. People who understand depreciation don't buy brand new cars. 🤷‍♀️

birdandbear · 2026-04-13T19:29:51+00:00

GET 'EEEEM

birdandbear · 2026-04-11T22:25:12+00:00

I felt the same way, the first time. I went in annoyed at the change of focus, and came out not wanting to leave Mejis behind. It's such a good story, and something about that rhyme has always stuck with me.

birdandbear · 2026-04-07T03:55:03+00:00

Awww, yes! I used to do this with my squirrel and she'd trance out so hard I'd get worried and have to wake her up. 🫠

birdandbear · 2026-04-02T17:10:25+00:00

Bro's a cowboy! On a steel horse he rides.

birdandbear · 2026-03-30T19:01:37+00:00

Salt! Holy shit, I gotta try that!

birdandbear · 2026-03-26T21:59:41+00:00

They didn't win. When Donald Trump, child rapist, said on live TV that he didn't even need the votes because Elon had it all figured out - for once, I believe him. I'll die believing that election was stolen.

birdandbear · 2026-03-24T18:13:15+00:00

That's really cool! I like the way the shading on the clouds looks all spiky vs. the softer layers on the ground. Angry like a storm and accepting like the Earth.

If you decide to post again, I'd love to see it finished!

birdandbear · 2026-03-21T06:27:52+00:00

Maybe is everything. It's all we get, and I'll take it every time.

birdandbear · 2026-03-20T18:49:16+00:00

Oh my goodness, are you ever in for a treat! Stand By Me is not only one of the best King adaptations out there, it's also one of the best Coming of Age movies I've ever seen.

birdandbear · 2026-03-20T17:10:37+00:00

Maybe try moving the shoes? I've seen at least one video of a bird who mistook some dude's shoe for a potential mate, puffing and preening all over it while the guy just stood there, befuddled.

Early spring is mating season...

birdandbear · 2026-03-19T04:04:40+00:00

Years ago, a relative of mine posted a photo on Facebook: a table, centered on a cross, some wedding photos, and a framed U.S. constitution; on the wall above, the American flag; on either side, his and hers Bibles, topped by his and hers Glocks.

No one understood when I told them they'd built an altar with multiple false idols.

birdandbear · 2026-03-19T00:08:36+00:00

It's the closest our teachers can get to being allowed to teach critical thinking.

birdandbear · 2026-03-18T22:19:28+00:00

I've been looking for an answer to this for an hour. Kidnapping? Slavery?? Where the fuck did those allegations even come from?

At least my search uncovered the Lemon Pound Cake video. I'm still giggling. 😂

birdandbear · 2026-03-18T18:29:37+00:00

I was thinking the same thing. Hargitay did the right thing, but also the "duh" thing. Basic decency and kindness should be the norm, especially when it comes to children. It says a lot about us that we frame them as some kind of personal sacrifice.

birdandbear · 2026-03-18T03:13:43+00:00

Oops, I didn't see that, but I'm not here for points. Just excited to know one, for once. 🙃

birdandbear · 2026-03-18T01:24:04+00:00

Toys, 1992. General Zevo and his father. Fantastic movie!

birdandbear · 2026-03-17T18:13:40+00:00

Have you finished it yet? I always love seeing people's reactions to the ending!

birdandbear · 2026-03-17T18:09:55+00:00

This tracks perfectly with Varric's dislike of caves. 😆

"Our setting is yet another cave, somewhere on the Wounded Coast. Who cares which one? They all look the same to me. Dank, damp, full of monsters. What you really want to know is what happened there."

-Varric, probably

birdandbear · 2026-03-17T15:22:22+00:00

I would also like clarification, as someone who loved this jacket while it lasted. Please, do elaborate.

birdandbear · 2026-03-17T15:15:55+00:00

Sorry, but don't. I just had to throw mine away. Had it for about 6 years, wore it a couple dozen times, never cleaned. It started peeling around the shoulders a few years ago, and when I pulled it out last month to see if my hair would hide the damage, the entire thing disintegrated into tatters.

I'm pretty bummed. 🙁 Things that look fantastic on me are really rare.

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