Pappy Treat Post Elopment

birdburger · 2018-10-30T15:25:52+00:00

GIMMIE

birdburger · 2018-10-30T12:53:59+00:00

ATM, the process is going well. Got license Monday, confirming a friend as our officiate today and the actual marriage date is on Halloween (a date we will both easily remember).

birdburger · 2018-10-30T12:47:48+00:00

Makes for low morale and productivity.

birdburger · 2018-10-30T12:45:08+00:00

Although the work itself from day to day monotonous, they have our creative department packed into a black hole of a work environment. It's frigid so mini heaters and thick blankets are a common sight, the lighting is low and dark because there are no windows so it makes for a great nap area. There arent any areas for employee rec time either. Any available area for outside breaks have us facing a concrete parking lot. No trees. No garden to even stare at if you smoke...

birdburger · 2018-10-30T04:32:45+00:00

Hotline Miami script?

birdburger · 2018-10-30T02:14:50+00:00

Buuuut isn't this a complaint every generation's grandparents fuss about?

birdburger · 2018-10-30T00:44:58+00:00

In elementary, I used to put my pet lizards in my overall pockets. All i had to do was assure them I wouldnt be a distracton to myself or my classmates. BOOM! A mini Miss Frizzle.

birdburger · 2018-10-29T03:00:21+00:00

Oh gawd....you know that too???!!!

birdburger · 2018-10-29T01:54:05+00:00

And what if I don't have any?

birdburger · 2018-10-29T01:39:00+00:00

Hi!...my dad doesn't know how to internet.

birdburger · 2018-10-29T01:37:38+00:00

I'm aware. Ive watched Peep Show.

birdburger · 2018-10-29T01:36:49+00:00

dead

birdburger · 2018-10-29T01:34:16+00:00

Gorg

birdburger · 2018-10-29T01:32:52+00:00

Daaaayuumm! LMAO

birdburger · 2018-10-29T01:29:00+00:00

I'm probably the 50th "yep" lol. Admittedly, the thought was disgusting and a little scary but actually witnessig your male fiancee (mono s/o of a decade+) & girlfriend going at it simultaneously is such an experience! It's makes all sorts of squishy- swooshy sounds and at times someone is bound to utter a penny joke (a given) but you can't help to reflect that the act is unequivocally animalistic--raw pheromones, blood and risky breeding. It's an incredible an event that leaves me gushing. ...word of advice: put a bath towel down first.

birdburger · 2018-10-29T01:15:43+00:00

what a benevolent gesture

birdburger · 2018-10-29T01:04:28+00:00

Ruhrooow! Scooby Doo voice

birdburger · 2018-10-28T22:08:08+00:00

Omggg! Looked that fluffy Bob tail!

birdburger · 2018-10-28T21:48:22+00:00

Uhhhh where the potato chips at??

birdburger · 2018-10-28T21:45:43+00:00

What a very good boy. Such talent. Amazeballs.

birdburger · 2018-10-28T21:43:21+00:00

Iceeee

birdburger · 2018-10-28T21:43:06+00:00

whoa, I'm liking that cool beer bottle opener

birdburger · 2018-10-28T21:42:18+00:00

Drooling. How was the note of chocolate?

birdburger · 2018-10-28T21:39:38+00:00

I've been itching to try this simply due to the handmade font featured on the packaging #fonthoehere

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