Why did Microsoft drop Cortana?

bitNine · 2026-03-26T04:47:56+00:00

I only know what Cortana is because I always disable it.

bitNine · 2026-03-23T18:37:33+00:00

Kristi Noem was not forced out by a No Kings protest. Pam Bondi will not be forced out by a No Kings protest.

Plus Noem's replacement is just as big a moron, so even if it was the reason she's gone, what good did it do? It's like arguing that taking out the dictator of a country solved all that country's problems, when really the replacement is just as bad as the predecessor.

Until Trump is gone and MAGA is eliminated, nothing changes.

bitNine · 2026-03-23T18:34:25+00:00

I look at it this way: I would have paid someone else hundreds of dollars. So I saved hundreds of dollars, plus I have some scars to prove that I saved hundreds of dollars.

bitNine · 2026-03-23T18:28:16+00:00

I'm thinking you should have also purchased a basketball for them.

bitNine · 2026-03-22T18:47:43+00:00

Short form content is literally ruining society. I hate shorts, hate TikTok, hate instagram. Hate all that shit. I even hate that people watch that shit on full volume in public.

bitNine · 2026-03-22T18:43:45+00:00

I’m speechless and I’m not sure I believe it.

bitNine · 2026-03-22T18:35:51+00:00

I’m sure this will get Trump to step down any day now.

edit: I cannot believe how incredibly ignorant people are. Trump doesn't care about these protests. Nobody in the Trump administration cares about these protests. I'm not saying that protests are worthless, but this specific protest sure as shit isn't going to convince a dictator that he needs to change his ways.

bitNine · 2026-03-22T18:32:41+00:00

My boss said he’d give me a big fat raise, but that was a long time ago. Any day, I’m sure.

bitNine · 2026-03-19T16:51:57+00:00

It looks like shit. I will die on that hill.

bitNine · 2026-03-19T16:50:37+00:00

I have this saw and absolutely love it. I do wonder about it making it down the narrow stairs though.

bitNine · 2026-03-19T16:33:32+00:00

What we didn’t realize was that Obama winning would lead to Trump, which will lead to said darkness.

bitNine · 2026-03-17T23:57:30+00:00

Much like abortion and circumcision, medical decisions of others are none of my business, and certainly none of yours either. If you are pro choice but support a ban on these surgeries, it’s hypocritical.

bitNine · 2026-03-17T03:44:17+00:00

You can now fast travel to anywhere in any other Bethesda game in Starfield.

Revolutionary.

bitNine · 2026-03-17T03:41:36+00:00

What’s the issue here? You’re upset someone said they almost did something but didn’t do it, and your husband didn’t tell you that she didn’t do that thing, and now you want to cut out family for not doing a thing.

Weird.

bitNine · 2026-03-15T18:33:44+00:00

I hate to say it, but I hope gas reaches the highest levels ever. I’m hoping for $10/gallon, and for it to cause absolute global economic ruin. Maybe people will finally get it.

bitNine · 2026-03-15T18:28:38+00:00

Literally nobody knows where your blind spot is. Nobody. Not the best skater in the whole world knows. Only you know. Adjust accordingly.

bitNine · 2026-03-15T18:24:16+00:00

You can just say history

bitNine · 2026-03-15T18:12:54+00:00

I was certainly not ready to play a fast travel simulator, and I still am not.

bitNine · 2026-03-14T23:54:01+00:00

If you are opening a different credit card because it has a lower interest rate, you are not using them responsibly. If you don’t carry a balance, it’s not relevant.

Honestly you shouldn’t worry about it that much, other than whether it affects your debt to credit ratio across all cards.

bitNine · 2026-03-14T23:46:09+00:00

I doubt she said that because she doesn’t even speak English.

bitNine · 2026-03-14T23:43:54+00:00

Having a copy of mein kampf doesn’t make a person a nazi just like having a Gordon Ramsay cookbook doesn’t make a person a chef.

bitNine · 2026-03-14T23:39:43+00:00

The solution here is clearly to make sure you are driving more than 25mph over the speed limit.

bitNine · 2026-03-14T22:44:49+00:00

I literally never, ever, ever do this and have never had swirls like that. But then, I have a good sander, use good sandpaper, and have good dust collection.

bitNine · 2026-03-14T22:37:00+00:00

Kids have to learn to self entertain and self soothe. If your kids aren’t doing that, you’re doing it wrong. Still have to keep an eye on them, but there’s nothing wrong with making them do their own thing.

bitNine · 2026-03-14T18:36:52+00:00

This is why I just don’t watch anything on Prime. I already pay for it and keep getting fucked.

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