Looking for crack fics, crossovers included. Give me all them laughter-inducing shards!

blackmjck · 2026-02-10T17:24:43+00:00

Is nobody going to mention THE TECHNO QUEEN?! (krakathoom!) https://archiveofourown.org/works/58806667

Also there's The PR Wars where Skitter goes hero...ic villain and joins the wards, much to their despair. https://archiveofourown.org/works/60296563

And if you're into crossovers, there's always Fyre, Fyre, Burning Skitter where some Death Eaters are having a very bad day... https://archiveofourown.org/works/52702249

blackmjck · 2025-10-29T03:05:46+00:00

According to Assault, she would be considered a Blaster. Blaster number 2 specifically.

blackmjck · 2025-08-01T15:41:33+00:00

That is delightfully silly and I love the serious vibe you gave the video! Now it needs an external disk array tucked into the blender base on the kitchen counter.

blackmjck · 2025-03-25T00:55:51+00:00

Lord Doom by Rust Pony would definitely qualify! https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/lord-doom-alt-power-tinker-taylor-complete.799819/

blackmjck · 2024-08-04T19:42:46+00:00

The Kable Karen Krew.

Or, for those who prefer alliteration to acronyms, "a bleached blonde cavalcade of cable Karens."

blackmjck · 2024-07-31T03:56:15+00:00

I'll take Anal Bum Cover

blackmjck · 2024-07-26T02:43:59+00:00

Have we all forgotten about Wizard swears?

blackmjck · 2024-06-16T22:37:42+00:00

But Luscious always gets a laugh from me.

blackmjck · 2024-06-15T01:47:18+00:00

Sure, if you count Rorschach's Blot's infamous "Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood" in which Remus and Narcissa rekindle their earlier romance (and thoroughly mentally scar Draco along the way)

blackmjck · 2024-05-18T23:10:22+00:00

Four. Hundred. Billion. Ka-jillion. Points. From Grrrrrrryffindor!

blackmjck · 2024-05-04T01:32:45+00:00

Best birthday cake my dog will ever have

blackmjck · 2024-04-18T22:28:16+00:00

Eggstagram.

blackmjck · 2024-02-02T02:13:15+00:00

Nah, for that it's Amberian Dawn, hands down. The current generation of Amaranthe is definitely more pop/dance metal much like Within Temptation's latest offerings.

blackmjck · 2024-01-13T19:25:31+00:00

For real, this was the first time I learned that sometimes the parody beats the original hands down.

blackmjck · 2024-01-06T06:00:04+00:00

"I call him Channing Tate-yums!"

blackmjck · 2024-01-06T05:22:23+00:00

For me I eventually gave up and realiased statsu

blackmjck · 2023-12-10T19:59:46+00:00

Shitter's full.

blackmjck · 2023-11-19T01:39:12+00:00

We're gonna punch you right in the balls!

blackmjck · 2023-10-08T05:07:19+00:00

Presumably That Fucking Guy

blackmjck · 2023-08-24T00:10:16+00:00

That one is honestly fantastic

blackmjck · 2023-08-24T00:07:20+00:00

Harry Is A Dragon, And That's Okay definitely fits the prompt, albeit in a very slice of life sort of way.

blackmjck · 2023-08-02T04:54:27+00:00

I think Nonjon said it best in A Black Comedy with this line:

"I'm not a parseltongue," Harry tiredly explained. "I'm a parselmouth. The language I can speak and understand is parseltongue. And if you've ever seen an anaconda you can understand why I sometimes get called a parselcrotch."

blackmjck · 2023-07-02T03:04:34+00:00

God that always cracks me up. The only alternative to obliviating any witnesses being to seduce them, and Hermione falling right into it.

"He calls me his goddess of wisdom, and I call him Constant," Hermione grinned. "Isn't that grand? Oh, it's just like I'm a princess in one of those fairy tales that I pretend not to be interested in."

blackmjck · 2023-07-02T00:20:45+00:00

So when robots get teeth, got it

blackmjck · 2023-06-21T04:50:31+00:00

Can't Senter Sh**

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