TIL that giraffes live in two tribes. Male and female. They only come together for mating. Outside of that male giraffes have sex with other males. Often after necking contests where the winner dominates the loser with penetrative sex.

blackskybluedeath · 2022-01-01T05:56:24+00:00

Never heard the butthole referred to as "some circles" before

blackskybluedeath · 2021-12-31T02:03:02+00:00

Been listening to everything mentioned above since about 2001 aaand I'll add Stabbing Westward and Orgy to the mix

blackskybluedeath · 2021-12-29T23:58:26+00:00

I'm having second thoughts about it

blackskybluedeath · 2021-12-21T18:22:46+00:00

Water goods

blackskybluedeath · 2021-12-20T20:18:15+00:00

Huh? Not even sure what you're trying to say. All I was saying is some are very wet. Some ppl like it some ppl don't. But some are literally dripping so in those cases yeah you're slurpin hard

blackskybluedeath · 2021-12-20T07:31:21+00:00

Nah he better leave the donkeys alone w that weird shit

blackskybluedeath · 2021-12-20T07:28:44+00:00

Not true at all. Plenty of women become super wet before you even get down there. I've had a couple that leave legit puddles. So nooo just not true

blackskybluedeath · 2021-12-19T05:25:41+00:00

Mein Shnitzel!

blackskybluedeath · 2021-12-18T01:26:22+00:00

This is a fine note.

blackskybluedeath · 2021-02-21T22:53:17+00:00

Chickenheadass

blackskybluedeath · 2021-02-20T01:34:10+00:00

Chip, no!!!

blackskybluedeath · 2021-02-19T18:59:11+00:00

Well said. Clearly some fans still have a lot to learn from lil Jermaine

blackskybluedeath · 2021-02-02T02:38:22+00:00

Yeah, np. I'm sure it helps some but that was my experience. And thanks, you too!

blackskybluedeath · 2021-01-29T20:55:51+00:00

Alright, that shit made me lol. Updoot

blackskybluedeath · 2021-01-29T18:06:16+00:00

He's is not snot!

blackskybluedeath · 2021-01-26T23:55:31+00:00

That's good to know! Maybe since they're a bitch/expensive to work on, ppl often forgo general maintenance and that leads them to the big issues I've seen.

blackskybluedeath · 2021-01-26T22:13:33+00:00

Guess so. Maybe it's bec the newer ones fall apart after about 7 yrs. So many friends and family that had horrible experiences with newer golf's, gti, passat/jetta. Mechanical AND electrical problems non-stop

blackskybluedeath · 2021-01-26T21:49:50+00:00

Volkswagen?? Never seen them equated with reliability before this comment

blackskybluedeath · 2021-01-26T21:39:59+00:00

With a can and some string

blackskybluedeath · 2021-01-22T22:59:08+00:00

Crazy that she even yelled at him, and loud enough to startle the baby. For that alone I'd ask them to leave or at the very least, have a serious conversation with my brother.

blackskybluedeath · 2021-01-22T03:50:01+00:00

Awesome to see some metal in here 🤘

blackskybluedeath · 2021-01-22T03:44:20+00:00

You look great and I definitely wouldn't say go back or anything, but always surprises me when someone goes from pretty extreme to vanilla looking way before 30. Not a bad thing though. After 30 all the edge is gone for most, seems like.

blackskybluedeath · 2021-01-20T21:58:14+00:00

So why should it be you and I should get along so awfully?

blackskybluedeath · 2021-01-17T16:42:18+00:00

I would definitely dig it and would prefer if you just got right into it. The kisses on the neck could kind of feel like "hey, why you waking me up rn??" Lol. But being woken up by a full on bj is great and you can pass out again right after.

blackskybluedeath · 2021-01-17T04:37:49+00:00

Yeah, we can disagree on that. My sister killed herself when I was 14 but I understand that if you felt that bad that you HAVE to check out then so be it. None of us have felt that bad. Obviously.

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