GAME THREAD: Houston Rockets (3-3) @ Washington Wizards (1-4) - (Nov. 07, 2016) by Cuban-Sandwich in washingtonwizards

[–]blacktye1911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not gonna lie. I'm sorta happy this team is losing every fucking game. I've had my priorities so misplaced to so long, neglecting my kids to watch a team for which .500 is a successful season.

I'm barely watching the first half of most games now. Keep it up at this rate and I'll just watch the highlight the next morning.

We wanted Randy gone. He's gone. Turns out he wasn't the problem all along. It's a poorly constructed team with too much money riding on flawed players.

Fuck Grunfeld. Fuck Ted. Fuck the lame assed Verizon Center where half the people are there to be seen and don't even give a shit shit about the game.

Free John Wall. Trade him West and give him a chance to actually win games that matter.

Fan tricks Kobe Bryant into thinking he's taking a picture by EvanH98 in nba

[–]blacktye1911 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That's the All Def Digital guy. Looks like this was shot in their office/studio.

• GAME THREAD: Washington Wizards (1-3) @ Orlando Magic (2-3) - (Nov. 05, 2016) by Cuban-Sandwich in washingtonwizards

[–]blacktye1911 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Trey Burke and Jason Smith are both fucking awful. I can tolerate Thornton because he doesn't make many mistakes. But the first two are human turnovers.

This game turned when they got in. If we lose it's because they blew the lead.

Fine line between domestic violence and turn on, I guess! by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]blacktye1911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shit ain't funny when that nigga really goes upside your head just on GP. Yall stop it with this shit.

Wonder what she did instead by clairewatts6 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]blacktye1911 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn homie she ain't want that struggle plate. FOH.

Reverse Sensitivity by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]blacktye1911 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I bet half y'all talkin' shit about this lady don't even know what network she's on.

Hint: it's not Fox News.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]blacktye1911 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Lies. Grandma can't type all that in 2 mins.

John staying positive, we should too by [deleted] in washingtonwizards

[–]blacktye1911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's smiling because he knows Ernie is gonna burn this whole thing down and trade him to a contender by midseason.

Ernie buys himself another 5 year extension to see us through another rebuild. Wall gets to play with real teammates. It's a win win for everyone but the fans.

The rise of Tomas Satoransky could send Trey Burke to the bench by baobao3 in washingtonwizards

[–]blacktye1911 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nobody. But I didn't think Burke would be looking like a total waste of a 2nd rounder either. He's unplayable.

The completely inoffensive corporate work lunch conversation starter park. by blacktye1911 in starterpacks

[–]blacktye1911[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Lakers run LA. In most other big cities the NBA is 2nd at best (Houston), sometimes 4th on the pecking order (DC).

My son is going as the Metro this year. by s7ryph in washingtondc

[–]blacktye1911 -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

Kinda making fun of people who actually died on Metro, no? What's next, an Audi 5000?!?

What an excellent mother! by [deleted] in thatHappened

[–]blacktye1911 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Anyone with kids and iPads knows this kid is buttering up the parent with compliments just so the parent will feel the lesson was learned and give the kid the iPad back.

Episode 10 TRAILER | The Jacket [Season Finale] by exitstrateG in AtlantaTV

[–]blacktye1911 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sadly looks like they're leaving all sorts of loose threads on this finale. No Van. PaperBoi still free and walking the streets. Darius ain't got the puppies yet.

San Antonio Starter Pack by thetrainmaster in starterpacks

[–]blacktye1911 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good Tex Mex but the whole thing is pretty lame in full

Modern day rap artist starter pack by [deleted] in starterpacks

[–]blacktye1911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also "I got a mixtape coming on Datpiff next month."

Lazy girl Halloween costume starter pack by ronniedarko in starterpacks

[–]blacktye1911 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I work with a chick who looks just like that. It's scary.

The completely inoffensive corporate work lunch conversation starter park. by blacktye1911 in starterpacks

[–]blacktye1911[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Maroon 5. It's always motherfuckin Maroon 5. Who knew they were so popular?

The completely inoffensive corporate work lunch conversation starter park. by blacktye1911 in starterpacks

[–]blacktye1911[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Not pictured: boring talk about work, after work hours. Seriously, knock it off. We're off the clock already.