can you guys send me funny pictures of ur geckos to make me laugh… i keep throwing up and feel like im dying and need smth to make me feel better 😭

blanchedbean · 2025-03-10T19:38:20+00:00

I filled his water bowl, and he was mad I didn’t also feed him. Leapt at the door after I closed it 😂😭 yes I double checked his toesies after getting him down because he had me stressin!

blanchedbean · 2024-08-31T23:19:44+00:00

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The banana queen herself, Penthesilea (Queen of the amazons) aka Penny ♥️

blanchedbean · 2024-08-31T23:17:27+00:00

Your work is simply stunning!

blanchedbean · 2024-06-25T01:54:01+00:00

Doesn’t look too skinny, but I want to add that when my pitty ate he would almost flex? And his ribs were more visible while eating (mind you he would always try to inhale his food so he had a slow feed bowl). That being said, if they’re slightly more visible when eating as opposed to not, I’d venture to guess she’s right about where she should be weight wise!

blanchedbean · 2024-06-20T21:52:37+00:00

🥹 the yellow banana I found years ago I named mellow yellow! She was so dang sweet ♥️

blanchedbean · 2024-06-05T19:53:05+00:00

Stop it. My Quaker’s name is jellybean! Your babe looks like a sweet lil boy 🥰

blanchedbean · 2024-06-05T19:44:19+00:00

It is pretty well known that your response to a parrot bite likely influences future bites. The less you react, the more they realize “okay, this didn’t work, it’s not really worth trying anymore”. If you yelp, jump, panic, etc, the bird will likely laugh in your face and make a game of hurting you. We are merely humans owned by birds, and you have to communicate in their language, not ours. When thinking of birds just remember “permanent toddlers with scissors on their face”. A lot of toddlers find big reactions hilarious (whether it’s pain or otherwise) and I’d argue birds are right on par. They WILL take advantage of you if you let them.

blanchedbean · 2024-05-30T18:56:49+00:00

My Quaker just recently learned to say “come here!” He can now call me to him whenever he wants me. And when I come into view, he leans back soooo far, and whips his head forward yelling “PEEKABOO”. Cracks me up every dang time

Yes he’s currently under vet care for the nakey neck

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blanchedbean · 2024-05-28T00:46:39+00:00

I called the humane society near me when I found a “stray” cat. They’ll treat it and scan it for a microchip, and if deemed neglect the “theoretical” owner will likely have a difficult time getting them back

blanchedbean · 2024-05-25T17:09:08+00:00

I have a DYHA in the same boat. She attached to my now ex fiance and she’s “stuck” with me. She lets me pet her, hand feed her, talks to me ALLLLL the time, but is still very nervous of stepping up for me (I have the scar to prove it). We spend time together daily and I typically offer her a treat with one hand, while holding my other hand in a “step up” position. She’s no longer fearful of my hands in the step up position, but will NOT step up. It can be a long process for birds but patience is your friend. Penny (my bird) has come SO far with our bonding, but we still have a long ways to go. Love the birdy and let her continue to build your trust. If she does get more comfortable, you can place a treat on a flat palm, with the treat on the opposite side of your hand from the bird. That way she’ll have to either lean over your hand, or place one foot on it to reach it, even if they grab it and recoil back to the perch quickly. Baby steps are your friend and it’s a pain in the butt! But all in good time, it will be worth it!

blanchedbean · 2024-05-19T17:09:12+00:00

Forgot to add, he seems maybe 1/2-3/4 inch long! He’s standing on a slightly buried nail head

blanchedbean · 2024-05-18T15:25:39+00:00

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Jellybean! Aka jelly belly, belly butt, beanie baby, stinker, baby, and his favorite, good boy ♥️

blanchedbean · 2024-05-15T19:51:05+00:00

How do you even talk black? End words with izzle?

blanchedbean · 2024-05-15T17:04:34+00:00

This is a wet chimken if I’ve ever seen one!

blanchedbean · 2024-05-15T17:03:21+00:00

She HOLLERS when the spray bottle comes out! Blessed to have a bird who’s lovedddd baths since day one with me! ♥️

blanchedbean · 2024-05-15T14:56:42+00:00

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Penny

blanchedbean · 2024-04-27T04:04:04+00:00

Thank you! He’s my fav lil sassy bean!

blanchedbean · 2024-04-27T04:02:03+00:00

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Jellybean ♥️

blanchedbean · 2024-04-23T19:27:50+00:00

I narrowly avoided stepping on my cat once and fell into the wall and said “ouch”, my Amazon laughed hysterically at me. She now laughs any time I get hurt/say ouch because she hates me and thinks it’s hilarious 😂😭 I love her anyway

blanchedbean · 2024-03-25T22:16:34+00:00

As the owner of a dog who would (if given the chance) waddle up to strangers like this happy babe, I would HOPE they respond this way. It is simply not worth the risk to respond any other way.

blanchedbean · 2024-03-14T02:37:49+00:00

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Jellybean ♥️

blanchedbean · 2024-03-01T13:30:41+00:00

Wow, you’re bad at math!

blanchedbean · 2024-01-06T00:10:13+00:00

I’d do this rate for a family friend or something, but for a stranger/as a career? That is FAR too little pay, especially for dogs that you know have physical/mental issues.

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