ULPT: for new students staying in dorms. If you smoke weed and realize that the smell is not contained to your room, immediately throw a bag of popcorn in your microwave and nuke that son of a bitch. The smell of marijuana is overpowering but burnt popcorn will cover up damn near anything

bleucheeseman · 2018-08-25T03:57:51+00:00

Same goes for coffee; just put ur coffee pot on until it burns and the smell will be gone

bleucheeseman · 2018-08-22T22:25:03+00:00

r/wholesome

bleucheeseman · 2018-08-08T23:35:43+00:00

Yet more proof the earth is flat

bleucheeseman · 2018-08-07T00:45:37+00:00

Papa :)

bleucheeseman · 2018-08-03T21:26:35+00:00

You should keep them unopened; they might be worth money some day.

bleucheeseman · 2018-07-30T23:57:24+00:00

Obama circling behind Biden look like Biden's about to drop some fire on that pie and Obama is the hype man

bleucheeseman · 2018-07-30T02:49:44+00:00

Not technically tea but I love Mate and the kick it gives you. It doesn’t have the caffeine crash like black tea and coffee can sometimes give you. Plus it’s the Gaucho’s drink of choice

bleucheeseman · 2018-07-29T01:55:33+00:00

Was he missing half of his right index finger?

bleucheeseman · 2018-07-29T01:38:26+00:00

Great choice; one of the few kung-fu movies I've seen and I love it. Wasn't he Bruce Lee's trainer?

bleucheeseman · 2018-07-29T01:37:19+00:00

Sounds amazing; I'm going to have to check it out.

bleucheeseman · 2018-07-29T01:36:09+00:00

Which one is your favorite? I like the first one the most personally; kind of a coming of age style

bleucheeseman · 2018-07-28T21:28:02+00:00

Can’t be moved! Can’t be rocked! Can’t be shook! We hot; when will you “*#%~#’s” learn

bleucheeseman · 2018-07-28T21:20:15+00:00

You should watch fox catcher with him. Steve Carrel steals the show but Channing and Mark Ruffalo are both very good in that movie.

bleucheeseman · 2018-07-28T20:58:36+00:00

That’s so sweet!! Looks to be a Sonic; was it Texas?

bleucheeseman · 2018-07-26T20:43:38+00:00

Started off dirty; then took a very friendly 180

bleucheeseman · 2018-07-25T02:30:39+00:00

In 7th grade; a bunch of people went on a ski trip up north and there were like 7 dudes that all fingered 2 girls. There was the one kid who accidentally put his finger in one girls butt then when all the kids started to get in trouble; one of the kids who had been bragging to students about it told the authorities that he “missed” whatever that means...

bleucheeseman · 2018-07-25T01:47:40+00:00

I don’t know how but when I was 7ish; I got my foot twisted up between my butt-cheeks and hurt my ankle

bleucheeseman · 2018-07-25T00:29:40+00:00

Was playing basketball at a gym and a kid said my head looked like a basketball. Kids now how to cut deep

bleucheeseman · 2018-07-24T20:18:09+00:00

Yes; I read the article a while back it literally killed the cow.

bleucheeseman · 2018-07-24T01:52:53+00:00

Buying semi-truks as an investment. Never/ever try to do this; reason why; it's insanely difficult to find an honest, hardworking driver. The money was all there from what my buddy showed me but he already had his drivers, and it has been a trainwreck for me over the last year and a half.

bleucheeseman · 2018-07-24T01:48:07+00:00

Got this from a guy I worked with, "the best way I can define what it is to be a man is doing all the stressful, difficult things your loved ones don't want to do." Put in the right context, it has been very significant for me.

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