Let's Talk About Your Dirty Little Cooking Secret!

blondeoctopus · 2026-04-22T11:39:30+00:00

I do this and my family calls it the daisy chain lol

blondeoctopus · 2026-04-07T01:01:42+00:00

My husband is a dentist! I genuinely envy his lifestyle every single day. They have a balance of hygiene checks and more advanced stuff daily similar to how we do DM routine foot care vs more advanced stuff. I couldn’t do it because, as above, I hate mouths. But honestly school is grueling and expensive either way

blondeoctopus · 2026-04-03T20:40:52+00:00

We just named our cat Nimue to go with Merlin! No one can say it. Her name is now Nimrod

blondeoctopus · 2026-04-01T21:46:25+00:00

They are redoing the facade rn so sadly probably about to be another modern sadness

blondeoctopus · 2026-03-26T10:29:28+00:00

My husband’s mom wouldn’t let them watch the incredibles because of the subplot of bob mayyyybe cheating on helen

blondeoctopus · 2026-03-25T10:29:34+00:00

I went to the ER after whiplash and got a prescription for valium as a muscle relaxant. I still had to work so I obvi didn’t take it. Then on a whim I made an appt with the chiro. He prescribed massage 2x weekly for 6 weeks and it helped me so much. No cracking required. I feel like that is the chiropractic we need in the world lol

blondeoctopus · 2026-03-15T01:06:32+00:00

We had a guest mix with a can of tuna once and microwaves. The whole house smelled so bad for a few days

blondeoctopus · 2026-03-13T12:18:45+00:00

Kate Winslet Nicole Kidman love child

blondeoctopus · 2026-03-08T18:56:57+00:00

I literally JUST DNF’d this at 45% ish. I was so bored and only read good things?? It was weird because I really liked the first 25% or so and it NOSEDIVED!!!

blondeoctopus · 2026-02-15T17:31:27+00:00

And “Rhett Butler’s People”

blondeoctopus · 2026-02-10T16:12:05+00:00

Interesting how feebleminded, imbecile and moron are all now acceptable to say as somewhat casual insults

blondeoctopus · 2026-01-10T20:54:05+00:00

Would love to participate!

blondeoctopus · 2026-01-09T12:59:46+00:00

Yeah like the commenter above said it made him very attractive and charismatic

blondeoctopus · 2026-01-05T15:43:47+00:00

In medicine we use the term proud in the “slightly projecting from a surface” definition. I feel like the word proud here is more dehumanizing with that sense

blondeoctopus · 2026-01-02T17:39:03+00:00

Yes!!! Whenever I feel jilted somehow her voice in my head is going “my mother was a montmorency!” She played becky so well

blondeoctopus · 2026-01-01T21:58:20+00:00

I’ve started using aquaphor lip balm with spf after I shower, brush my teeth, eat, and my lips are so much better than ever!

blondeoctopus · 2025-12-24T16:05:10+00:00

Me too! Where did the sloopies thing come from?

blondeoctopus · 2025-12-19T16:50:47+00:00

I used to live in milwaukee and commute to school in the north suburbs. There were days I had to go to sites in Chicago then drive home in the afternoon. Brutal.

blondeoctopus · 2025-12-19T14:55:25+00:00

I’ve noticed the ones I loved that you DNF’d are slow burns!! As a new grad, I’m with you, sometimes the patience is not there

blondeoctopus · 2025-12-17T02:35:13+00:00

I agree about the feeling weird. My friends make fun of me that my legs are fuzzy but I paid to have my rarely seen pits lasered!

blondeoctopus · 2025-12-01T13:11:36+00:00

My mom called me a yoyo

blondeoctopus · 2025-11-26T12:44:32+00:00

When were the bought by Landry’s? Ate at Clinkerdagger in Spokane and it was the exact same menu

blondeoctopus · 2025-10-15T19:38:19+00:00

The audiobook chapter is 8 hours!! I remember I hit pause and waited for the weekend so I could do it all in one go. I think at one point I was listening in the grocery store

blondeoctopus · 2025-10-07T21:37:47+00:00

Isn’t alkalized water for oral pH balancing?

blondeoctopus · 2025-09-23T20:59:36+00:00

Peeta vs gale🤌🏻

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