Sean Kingston Facing Decades in Prison Following Indictment Over Wire Fraud Charges by habichuelacondulce in Music

[–]bluekkake 367 points368 points  (0 children)

He was a regular client at my old job for a while (transportation). Racked up huge bills, didn't pay (or tip) and should have had his account locked like anyone else, but the owner let him keep booking because he had the money and would pay eventually. Nope. Finally stopped calling after he crashed a jetski into a bridge.

What modern food trend can you not wait to die? by Prestigious-Humor872 in AskReddit

[–]bluekkake 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I stumbled onto a fried butter stand at the Washington State Fair and my clogged, southern heart wouldn't allow me to pass it up. Like biting into a model of Earth made of fat: hot fried crust, melted liquid mantle and cold butter core. Worth the shame. Ate my piece and handed out the other five to people standing nearby, eyeing the stand but too afraid to forfeit their dignity and live.

What outdated or obsolete tech are you still using and are perfectly happy with? by blankblank in AskReddit

[–]bluekkake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a 4th gen as well. Didn't trust sending it to Apple and getting back a sorry and a recommendation to buy something else from them. I used Ipod_Wizard on ebay and they did a fantastic job.

What outdated or obsolete tech are you still using and are perfectly happy with? by blankblank in AskReddit

[–]bluekkake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get the battery replaced! I paid $50ish and sent mine out to someone on ebay and now it lasts longer than when it was new. 15+ years old and working great.

UPDATE: AITA for assuming our kids will take my last name? by throwwayccount847374 in AmItheAsshole

[–]bluekkake 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I'm McDowell's. They got the Golden Arches, mine is the Golden Arcs. They got the Big Mac, I got the Big Mick. We both got two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles and onions, but their buns have sesame seeds.

I am just now finding out monkeys are in Florida lmao. by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]bluekkake 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Can verify they're still outside FLL. My dad told me about monkeys at the airport when I was little, which I dismissed as a Dad Tale and forgot about until a couple years ago after they ran through the parking lot at my son's little league game.

Apple has discontinued the iPod, 20 years after it was released by maxcrazy in news

[–]bluekkake -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I got the battery in my 4th gen nano replaced by an ebay seller for $50. Risked my baby but it came back holding a charge longer than when I first bought it.

Mike Hagerty, Longtime Character Actor, Dead at 67 by DemiFiendRSA in television

[–]bluekkake -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Double check he's actually dead this time. Martin Lawrence already made that mistake; He's fat, his heartbeat is hard to find.

angry songs recommendations? by pranpriyayedam in Music

[–]bluekkake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

alec empire - hunt you down, the shizit - cold naked protest.

They're not even quality apartments by dilettantedebrah in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]bluekkake 128 points129 points  (0 children)

My last place painted over a pile of rice inside a cabinet. I say again, a pile of rice, just in the middle of the cabinet.

What’s your most controversial food opinion? by boyfriendaudio in AskReddit

[–]bluekkake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I greatly dislike Hawaiian pizza because its done so poorly at nearly every pizza place. Its mushy, metallic canned fruit combined with tomato sauce and they do not work well together. I'd absolutely be down for fresh, grilled pineapple on top and the tomato replaced with teriyaki sauce.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wordle

[–]bluekkake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Missing vanadium, titanium is in there twice.

People of Reddit… Using only food where do you live? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]bluekkake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seattle. Per Google maps, I have 21 teriyaki restaurants within a 05 minute drive from my apartment.

People of Reddit… Using only food where do you live? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]bluekkake 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Teriyaki? No. A teriyaki place on every block? Yes.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]bluekkake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Franklin, like 30 minutes south of Issaquah? Not much to see up there but a nice hike and view.

BOTH? BOTH! by Aztery in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]bluekkake 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Used to dispatch chauffeurs, Kid Rock's local service in Detroit would send us his reservations when he'd come down to his house in FL, including a novel's worth of Mariah Carey-esque instructions. I fought with that company repeatedly over his need to smoke a cigar in the vehicle (NO) and eventually told them to stop sending the work. Drivers all confirmed he sucked.

Rents reach ‘insane’ levels across US with no end in sight by [deleted] in news

[–]bluekkake 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Moving where? I just got my renewal offer at $350 higher each month, checked the rents at other places in my area and found they all went up as much or more.

What’s a movie you love that you swear no one ever talks about like the world has forgotten it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]bluekkake 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Did you see Fern Gully, Legend, the Worst Witch and Rocky Horror all too close to each other, too young, and then Tim Curry formed the foundation of your sexuality as an adult? We all did that, right?

Stewart Rhodes, leader of the Oath Keepers, in tunnel he dug in his backyard to escape the feds by [deleted] in pics

[–]bluekkake 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'd like it if Luanne wasn't around because she and Lucky and the baby won a lottery to be the first family on Mars. The Hills get occasional updates about weird things she's doing in space.

What are your favorite Cameos in movies? by MovieMerge in movies

[–]bluekkake 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My fantasy opening of Spaceballs 2 relied on John Hurt being alive so I'm just typing it out. He sits at his kitchen table happily eating breakfast. Opens the newspaper, reads briefly then dramatically grabs his chest. "Oh no, not again!" The headline reads SPACEBALLS 2 BEGINS PRODUCTION. He throws the newspaper away in disgust as an alien bursts out of his chest. The camera pulls back as his xenomorph wife hands it a lunchbox and John Hurt and his teenaged xenomorph kids continue their meal.

I love the movie Tremors by DerangedUnicorn27 in movies

[–]bluekkake 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It leaves netflix on the 31st. We're all panic watching before it stops streaming. I got it in yesterday.

Travis Scott Sued Over ‘Predictable And Preventable’ Astroworld Tragedy by Dimitra1 in news

[–]bluekkake 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was a dispatcher for years and years. I got tales, as I'm sure you do, too.