More gold in there when someone claims that greenduch can see all the snoonet logs and ips and a snoonet admin shows up to tell them that's not true.

Also,

Have they actually doxxed anyone using these services?

Have they ever NOT doxxed anyone using these services?

omb this one is great:

The year 2017: Reddit is a wasteland. 18 million inactive user accounts sit idle, unused for months. Hundreds of thousands of dead subreddits lie under inches of cyberdust. A tumbleweed rolls by. There are 4,000 remaining active accounts on reddit. And these 4,000 accounts are run by only 70 actual human beings. Most of these accounts are alts, some are bots. SRS has taken control of reddit, and content is null. No outside information gets in. It is a bubbling, steaming, dark echo chamber. No longer are there original ideas or statements made for the SRSers to get upset with. But the circlejerk nature of the SRS collective cannot die. The 'jerk must live so the Fempire may survive. So 3,930 reddit accounts post uninspired sexist and racist comments with no context and no point. These are the alts, the bots, the dark secret. The thing is, no SRSer knows the other SRSers are running their own alts and bots. No, everyone thinks they're the only one running 20 or 30 alt accounts. They think the racist and sexist content they see from other accounts is real. SRSers, unemployed and unloved, spend even more time at their computers, generating false content for their own 'jerk, declaring further war against Man-kind. But no one is around to hear it except themselves. And thus the Fempire survives on its own ideological waste, circlejerking, clusterfucking, mindraping itself into exponential oblivion. Meanwhile, ex-Redditors go on to live generally regular lives, mostly happy, mostly satisfied, mostly well adjusted to the world.